*** OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD ***

Right Here ^ | 12/19/2005 | All of Us

[BJClinton]

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[BJClinton]

[newfrpr04]

yes, please give them the land. oh my

[peacebaby]

The girl in the bottom movie needs a spine adjustment.

[Dead Corpse]

I'd volunteer... ;-)

Here! Catch!!!

[Izzy Dunne]

A Teamsters boss goes to a convention in Las Vegas for a few days.

One night he goes out to a brothel.

Like a good union man, he asks the madam if it's a union shop.

"No", she says.

He says "Well, If I were to give you $100 how would you split it?"

The madam says "The girl would get $20 and the house gets $80".

"Pahh! " he says, and walks off to find another brothel.

He asks the next madam "Are you a union shop?"

"Oh, yes!" was the reply.

He says "Well, If I were to give you $100 how would you split it?"

The madam says "The girl would get $80 and the house gets $20".

That's more to his liking, so he gives her $100 and says "I'd like that pretty young blond girl right there", pointing to his choice.

The madam puts the money in her pocket, points to an 85-year old woman, and says to him: "I'm sure you would, but Ethel here has seniority."

[SZonian]

That's a great way to get folks to go to the site. Lots of warning and don't blame me!

I didn't by the way, just waiting to see the responses from those who can't resist the temptation!

Cheers!

[BJClinton]

There's good naked, and then there's bad naked.

[Izzy Dunne]

[fredhead]

Listen to this:
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/1464514/posts

[SZonian]

Well just remember this if your week gets to going bad...

The most powerful word?

Well, sh*t...

Sh*t may just be the most powerful word in the English language.

You can be sh*t faced, sh*t out of luck, or have sh*t for brains.

With a little effort, you can get your sh*t together, find a place for your sh*t
or decide to sh*t or get off the pot.

You can smoke sh*t, buy sh*t, sell sh*t, lose sh*t, find sh*t, forget sh*t, and tell others to eat sh*t and die.

Some people know their sh*t while others can't tell the difference between sh*t and shineola.

There are lucky sh*ts, dumb sh*ts, crazy sh*ts, and sweet sh*ts.

There is bull sh*t, chicken sh*t, and horse sh*t.

You can throw sh*t, sling sh*t, catch sh*t, or duck when sh*t hits the fan.

You can give a sh*t or serve sh*t on a shingle.

You can find yourself in deep sh*t or be happier than a pig in sh*t.

Some days are colder than sh*t, some days are hotter than sh*t, and some days are just plain shi**y.

Some music sounds like sh*t, things can look like sh*t, and there are times when you feel and look like sh*t.

You can have too much sh*t, the right sh*t, the wrong sh*t or a lot of weird sh*t.

You can carry sh*t, have a mountain of sh*t, or find yourself up sh*t creek without a paddle.

Sometimes everything you touch turns to sh*t, and other times you swim in a lake of sh*t and come out smelling like a rose.

When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block of creation.

And remember, once you know your sh*t, you don't need to know anything else!



Hope next week is better.

[Sax]

[Izzy Dunne]

Captain Kerry sets sail:

[Rummyfan]

Thanks for the ping! Bad week here too and glad it's Friday.

[BJClinton]

"That's OK," he said, "we'll just play dog leg lefts."

I'm sure if I played golf that would mean something. ;-)

[dead]

I don't care if people go to the site or not. It's just a regular liberal Australian newspaper's website. I just thought the picture was funny in its horribleness.

And I thought it was odd that a regular daily newspaper would put that up. But its a different country and they do things differently, I guess.

[Prime Choice]

Woohoo!   It's FRIDAY!   Ah gots mah Groove Thang goin' bay-bay!

[BenLurkin]

[dead]

You're twisted, dude!

[The_Victor]

LOL!

What is it that makes stick figure art so hilarious?