[curtisgardner]

this movie looks terrible. i will not be wasting my money on it.

[L98Fiero]

"Speaking in my official capacity as a Pulitzer Prize winner, Mr. Schneider, your movie sucks."

LOL! That was good.

[RebelBanker]

The only thing with Rob Schneider in it that I have seen and actually liked was the music video "Billy's Got His Beer Goggles On." Three minutes or so and NO dialog is just about right for him, IMHO.

[Moral Hazard]

Doesn't he have some fashion advice for the Bush daughters he should be giving instead of writing this review?

[L98Fiero]

Reminds me of that South Park episode, "Rob Scheider in: Derp-De-Derp-De-Derp."

[stylin_geek]

That left not just a mark, but a permanent indentation.

[avg_freeper]

I thought the first one was funny. I'll probably Netflix this one.

[sully777]

If I haven't mentioned it today, Roger Ebert looks like Big Gay Al from South Park.

[Alexander Rubin]

Oh Mr. Ebert, just when I think you're a useless tool, you go and write something like this and totally redeem yourself.

Way to go.

[Liberty Valance]

Speaking in my official capacity as a Pulitzer Prize winner, Mr. Schneider, your movie sucks.

Yes the movie probably sucks Mr. Ebert but I would like to publicly thank Schneider for visiting the troops in Iraq. How about you Mr. Ebert?

[myself6]

Egbert is a liberal d--k. Even if he is right about this movie, he is still a liberal d--k.

I have no use for him.

Pulitzer prize? whats that worth? Anyone who writes the most outrageous liberal garbage wins one. Its the equivalent of a socialist pissing contest.

[Publius Valerius]

Pure comedy. For some reason that I'm still not entirely sure of, I began watching Ebert's Sunday morning movie show. It actually turned out to be pretty good, and I enjoy watching Ebert bash all of the movies that come out. But this article, though, very funny.

[Revolting cat!]

I'll wait for his partner's Siskel's review!

[Tanniker Smith]

Speaking in my official capacity as a Pulitzer Prize winner, Mr. Schneider, your movie sucks.

I have no particular fondness for Roger Ebert and I usually don't care one whit about what he has to say (*), but that was damn funny.

TS
(*) ... except, of course, for the two rebuttals that I got printed in the Daily News "Counterpunch" column back when they ran it and back when Ebert was in the NY Daily News.

[Non-Sequitur]

Best Running Penis Joke Delivered by a Third-Rate Comic."

I wouldn't have placed Schneider as high as third-rate. Fifth-rate or sixth-rate maybe.

[Petronski]

Speaking in my official capacity as a Pulitzer Prize winner, Mr. Schneider, your movie sucks.

That's gonna leave a mark.

[cambridge]

I have a pet theory that conservative actors are generally bad at their job because they lack the childlike sense of disengagement with reality that makes liberal actors - think Sean Penn - so good.

It's no suprise that Schneider is a Republican.

[That said, I do have a guilty love, or at least indulgent tolerance of, nearly all his, and Adam Sandler's, flicks...yeah, I know]

[SJSAMPLE]

I went to see "Wedding Crashers" last weekend (funniest movie that I've seen in years) and the previews forced us to watch the DB:EG trailer.

I was immediately angry at the way Hollywierd insults us. They think I'm stupid enough to fork out $9 for another Deuce Bigalow movie and they're not afraid to say it. BTW, I caught the first one on cable, so I saved another $9 by missing that one.

[Phantom Lord]

Schiender did do a great job doing the weather on Fox & Friends yesterday.

[atomicpossum]

If Ebert's against it, I might have to be for it.