Dimensional Door - Freeople Thread 23

Today | Me

[Borax Queen]

Good opportunity for Grannie to post more pics... of hanging and pink...

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

Not sleeping well, sorry to hear that.

[Darksheare]

Actually I slept pretty well.
It's just that my eyes sprung open and I jumped out of bed and went "Toe to the line" like I did while in uniform.
Haven't done THAT in years.
And, oddly, I feel more awake than I have in years despite only getting three hours sleep.

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

Glad you are well. Smile - it makes people wonder what you are up to.

[Darksheare]

But, when I smile, people call the police!
;-)

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

Screw'em if they can't take a joke!!

[Darksheare]

LOL!

I am the fountain of bad ideas... so I'm guessing there is some reason for it.

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

No ideas are bad. The lack of ideas is bad.

Your misuse of ideas may contribute to the badness factor as well.

[Darksheare]

Well, dancing around a 9 foot tall snowman while wearing shorts and a teeshirt while chanting 'Kong! Kong!' when it was 9 at night was probably not a good idea.
Putting alit cigarette in the snowmans mouth probably didn't help either.
Having the snowman looking straight across at the window of the neighbor across the street was poor etiquette I am told.

;-)

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

It is only poor etiquette if the snowman is anatomically correct and naked!

Pagan snow dancing is misunderstood in certain circles. Much like human sacrifice.

[Darksheare]

Well, the neighbor across the street was convinced we were coming to get her.
So we kinda.. helped her paranoia.
The snowman was huge, and rather menacing supposedly.

[nicmarlo]

most definitely!!! especially the pink....

[westmex]

Hope you're out and about.

Nope, not doing to well these days...

.....Westy....

[restornu]

A Farmer, a Mule, and a Funeral
A farmer had a wife who nagged him unmercifully from morning 'til night (and sometimes later). She was always complaining about something. The only time he got any relief was when he was out plowing with his old mule. He tried to plow a lot.

One day, when he was plowing, his wife brought him lunch in the field. He drove the old mule into the shade, sat down on a stump to eat his lunch.

Immediately, his wife began harassing him again. Complain, nag, nag; it just went on and on.

All of a sudden, the old mule lashed out with both hind feet, caught her smack in the back of the head, killing her dead on the spot.

At the funeral the minister noticed ! something rather odd. When a woman mourner would approach the old farmer, he would listen for a minute, then nod his head in agreement, but when a man mourner approached him, he would listen for a minute, then shake his head in disagreement. This was so consistent, the minister decided to ask the farmer about it.

So, after the funeral, the minister spoke to the old farmer and asked him why he nodded his head and agreed with the women, but always shook his head and disagreed with all the men.

The old farmer said, "Well, the women would come up and say something about how nice my wife looked, or how pretty her dress was, so I'd nod my head in agreement."

"And what about the men?" the minister asked.

"They wanted to know if the mule was for sale."

[Sundog]

Thank you Westy, Beautiful as ever.

[restornu]

THE FUNNY SITE OF THE DAY -- "Man who catch fly with chopstick can accomplish anything." --Miyagi, ''The Karate Kid.'' Two things: You will have fun with this Wicked Intellect time killer and you should stop eating in this restaurant. --Mike.

Fly Catch Game

[Darksheare]

!!!

LOL!

[grannie9]

Hola me Amigos/Amigas.

What's for supper?

[grannie9]

Correction:

mis Amigos/Amigas....

Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh...talk about pulling teeth..

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