He was going to ask for a hot dog, to go, with nothing on it.
1 posted on
08/05/2005 2:14:52 PM PDT by
SmithL
To: SmithL
He wanted to see what a foot long looked like.
2 posted on
08/05/2005 2:15:56 PM PDT by
Millee
(Earth First! We'll log the other planets later!)
To: SmithL
One prank that I've always wanted to try was to wear a ski mask in the summer and go around asking people where the nearest bank was.
3 posted on
08/05/2005 2:16:07 PM PDT by
Clemenza
(Intelligent Design Isn't Very Intelligent)
To: SmithL; mhking
Are you hungry, or just happy to see me? Damn!

4 posted on
08/05/2005 2:21:32 PM PDT by
rdb3
(I once had a handle on life, but I broke it.)
To: SmithL
He should have worn ski boots instead, as you obviously can't go into a restaurant with naked feet. Idiot.
5 posted on
08/05/2005 2:22:56 PM PDT by
Jaysun
(Name one war — anywhere — that had a "timetable".)
To: SmithL
Mathias was on a covert mission from the DNC to cause schism
in the GOP ranks over the Roberts nomination.
I'm please to see that FR caught the gambit and gave it the
attention it deserves.
8 posted on
08/05/2005 2:25:41 PM PDT by
Boundless
(Imagine if Teddy endorsed Roberts)
To: SmithL
I want to meet the girl who identified him.
9 posted on
08/05/2005 2:26:26 PM PDT by
Defiant
(False prophets proclaiming God's approval of Arab culture are laughable.)
To: SmithL; PaulaB; Jersey Republican Biker Chick; najida; pissant; Skooz; MikeinIraq; The SISU kid; ...
Another Nude Man Walking Ping!
12 posted on
08/05/2005 2:33:14 PM PDT by
Dashing Dasher
(It's a liger - It's like a lion and a tiger mixed... bred for its skills in magic.)
To: SmithL
Hey Mathias, why the hang dog look?
14 posted on
08/05/2005 2:34:54 PM PDT by
cripplecreek
(If you must obey your party, may your chains rest lightly upon your shoulders.)
To: SmithL
Mathias Kout, 55, Why is it always some middle aged sick dude who does this and not some smokin hot babe.
To: SmithL
A man who police say showed up at a sandwich shop wearing nothing but a ski mask will face several charges once he's released from the hospital, police said Thursday. This writer owes me a keyboard!
17 posted on
08/05/2005 2:37:55 PM PDT by
fanfan
(" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
To: SmithL
Mathias Kout
22 posted on
08/05/2005 2:50:19 PM PDT by
hattend
(Alaska....in a time warp all it's own!)
To: SmithL
Mathias Kout Bill Clinton's alias?
23 posted on
08/05/2005 2:51:30 PM PDT by
hattend
(Alaska....in a time warp all it's own!)
To: SmithL; mikrofon; Charles Henrickson
To: windcliff
To: SmithL
I'll have the sausage/meatball special. Hold the bun.
To: SmithL
He didn't stay long and he didn't order anything
He forgot his wallet.
To: SmithL
"Mathias Kout" is an angram for "Mask Auto Hit."
COINCIDENCE?? I think not SO!!
35 posted on
08/05/2005 5:26:27 PM PDT by
decal
("The French should stick to kisses, toast and fries.")
To: SmithL
"Twelve inch or six inch?"
To: SmithL
"A Nude Man in A Ski Mask Enters A Sandwich Shop"
Sounds like the beginning of a great joke!
37 posted on
08/06/2005 11:45:00 AM PDT by
upchuck
("If our nation be destroyed, it would be from the judiciary." ~ Thomas Jefferson)
To: SmithL
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