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He was going to ask for a hot dog, to go, with nothing on it.
1 posted on 08/05/2005 2:14:52 PM PDT by SmithL
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To: SmithL

He wanted to see what a foot long looked like.


2 posted on 08/05/2005 2:15:56 PM PDT by Millee (Earth First! We'll log the other planets later!)
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To: SmithL

One prank that I've always wanted to try was to wear a ski mask in the summer and go around asking people where the nearest bank was.


3 posted on 08/05/2005 2:16:07 PM PDT by Clemenza (Intelligent Design Isn't Very Intelligent)
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To: SmithL; mhking
Are you hungry, or just happy to see me?

Damn!


4 posted on 08/05/2005 2:21:32 PM PDT by rdb3 (I once had a handle on life, but I broke it.)
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To: SmithL
He should have worn ski boots instead, as you obviously can't go into a restaurant with naked feet. Idiot.
5 posted on 08/05/2005 2:22:56 PM PDT by Jaysun (Name one war — anywhere — that had a "timetable".)
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To: SmithL

Mathias was on a covert mission from the DNC to cause schism
in the GOP ranks over the Roberts nomination.

I'm please to see that FR caught the gambit and gave it the
attention it deserves.


8 posted on 08/05/2005 2:25:41 PM PDT by Boundless (Imagine if Teddy endorsed Roberts)
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To: SmithL

I want to meet the girl who identified him.


9 posted on 08/05/2005 2:26:26 PM PDT by Defiant (False prophets proclaiming God's approval of Arab culture are laughable.)
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To: SmithL; PaulaB; Jersey Republican Biker Chick; najida; pissant; Skooz; MikeinIraq; The SISU kid; ...



Another Nude Man Walking Ping!


12 posted on 08/05/2005 2:33:14 PM PDT by Dashing Dasher (It's a liger - It's like a lion and a tiger mixed... bred for its skills in magic.)
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To: SmithL

Hey Mathias, why the hang dog look?


14 posted on 08/05/2005 2:34:54 PM PDT by cripplecreek (If you must obey your party, may your chains rest lightly upon your shoulders.)
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To: SmithL
Mathias Kout, 55,

Why is it always some middle aged sick dude who does this and not some smokin hot babe.

16 posted on 08/05/2005 2:35:38 PM PDT by chapin2500
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To: SmithL
A man who police say showed up at a sandwich shop wearing nothing but a ski mask will face several charges once he's released from the hospital, police said Thursday.

This writer owes me a keyboard!

17 posted on 08/05/2005 2:37:55 PM PDT by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: SmithL
Mathias Kout
22 posted on 08/05/2005 2:50:19 PM PDT by hattend (Alaska....in a time warp all it's own!)
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To: SmithL
Mathias Kout

Bill Clinton's alias?

23 posted on 08/05/2005 2:51:30 PM PDT by hattend (Alaska....in a time warp all it's own!)
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To: SmithL; mikrofon; Charles Henrickson

24 posted on 08/05/2005 2:53:05 PM PDT by martin_fierro (Hold the gherkin)
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To: windcliff

ping


31 posted on 08/05/2005 4:42:35 PM PDT by stylecouncilor
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To: SmithL

I'll have the sausage/meatball special. Hold the bun.


32 posted on 08/05/2005 4:42:41 PM PDT by beaver fever
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To: SmithL
He didn't stay long and he didn't order anything

He forgot his wallet.
34 posted on 08/05/2005 5:19:44 PM PDT by Bars4Bill
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To: SmithL

"Mathias Kout" is an angram for "Mask Auto Hit."

COINCIDENCE?? I think not SO!!


35 posted on 08/05/2005 5:26:27 PM PDT by decal ("The French should stick to kisses, toast and fries.")
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To: SmithL

"Twelve inch or six inch?"


36 posted on 08/05/2005 7:03:17 PM PDT by linkinpunk
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To: SmithL
"A Nude Man in A Ski Mask Enters A Sandwich Shop"

Sounds like the beginning of a great joke!

37 posted on 08/06/2005 11:45:00 AM PDT by upchuck ("If our nation be destroyed, it would be from the judiciary." ~ Thomas Jefferson)
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To: SmithL
He didn't stay long

: D

40 posted on 08/06/2005 5:41:46 PM PDT by firebrand
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