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Nude Man in Ski Mask Enters Sandwich Shop
AP ^
| 8/5/5
Posted on 08/05/2005 2:14:52 PM PDT by SmithL
Spencer, Iowa (AP) --
A man who police say showed up at a sandwich shop wearing nothing but a ski mask will face several charges once he's released from the hospital, police said Thursday.
Mathias Kout, 55, of Spencer, walked into a Subway about 11 p.m. Wednesday without any clothes on — except for the mask.
He didn't stay long and he didn't order anything, Police Chief Mike Lashbrook said.
A woman was working at the counter when Kout walked in, Lashbrook said.
Not long after, the woman's boyfriend walked in and Kout left, he said.
Police spotted a pickup truck described as the one Kout left in. During a chase, Kout lost control and crashed,
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TOPICS: Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: hamonwry; holdthemayo; nakedlunch; nakedsandwich; uglynakedpeople
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To: Millee
I was going to do some indepth research myself.
;-)
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posted on
08/05/2005 2:48:47 PM PDT
by
Dashing Dasher
(It's a liger - It's like a lion and a tiger mixed... bred for its skills in magic.)
To: SmithL
Mathias Kout
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posted on
08/05/2005 2:50:19 PM PDT
by
hattend
(Alaska....in a time warp all it's own!)
To: SmithL
Mathias Kout Bill Clinton's alias?
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posted on
08/05/2005 2:51:30 PM PDT
by
hattend
(Alaska....in a time warp all it's own!)
To: SmithL; mikrofon; Charles Henrickson
To: Dashing Dasher
He didn't stay long and he didn't order anything What a low life. I always order something.
To: Lazamataz
Well, at least order something next time! Coffee, bowl of soup, falafel, something!
To: Larry Lucido
falafel?
Is this Bill O'Reilly?
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posted on
08/05/2005 2:59:36 PM PDT
by
Feiny
(Practice random and senseless acts.)
To: Larry Lucido
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posted on
08/05/2005 3:29:36 PM PDT
by
Dashing Dasher
(It's a liger - It's like a lion and a tiger mixed... bred for its skills in magic.)
To: martin_fierro; Charles Henrickson; SmithL
He didn't stay long and he didn't order anything, Police Chief Mike Lashbrook said. They didn't have his favorite wrap...
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posted on
08/05/2005 4:35:32 PM PDT
by
mikrofon
("Subway - Au naturel ingredients")
To: SmithL
To: windcliff
To: SmithL
I'll have the sausage/meatball special. Hold the bun.
To: Larry Lucido
Well, at least order something next time! Coffee, bowl of soup, falafel, something!More like a bagle or a donut...
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posted on
08/05/2005 5:13:09 PM PDT
by
null and void
(Be vewwy vewwy qwiet, we're hunting wahabbits...)
To: SmithL
He didn't stay long and he didn't order anything
He forgot his wallet.
To: SmithL
"Mathias Kout" is an angram for "Mask Auto Hit."
COINCIDENCE?? I think not SO!!
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posted on
08/05/2005 5:26:27 PM PDT
by
decal
("The French should stick to kisses, toast and fries.")
To: SmithL
"Twelve inch or six inch?"
To: SmithL
"A Nude Man in A Ski Mask Enters A Sandwich Shop"
Sounds like the beginning of a great joke!
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posted on
08/06/2005 11:45:00 AM PDT
by
upchuck
("If our nation be destroyed, it would be from the judiciary." ~ Thomas Jefferson)
To: rdb3; SmithL; mhking; Dashing Dasher; Millee
Didn't Liz Taylor once advocate a diet where as a person would be required to eat of her, or his, meals without wearing any clothes? Maybe he was on a diet.
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posted on
08/06/2005 5:31:09 PM PDT
by
Perdogg
To: rdb3; SmithL; mhking; Dashing Dasher; Millee
Didn't Liz Taylor once advocate a diet where as a person would be required to eat of her, or his, meals without wearing any clothes? Maybe he was on a diet.
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posted on
08/06/2005 5:31:57 PM PDT
by
Perdogg
To: SmithL
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