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Nude Man in Ski Mask Enters Sandwich Shop
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| 8/5/5
Posted on 08/05/2005 2:14:52 PM PDT by SmithL
Spencer, Iowa (AP) --
A man who police say showed up at a sandwich shop wearing nothing but a ski mask will face several charges once he's released from the hospital, police said Thursday.
Mathias Kout, 55, of Spencer, walked into a Subway about 11 p.m. Wednesday without any clothes on — except for the mask.
He didn't stay long and he didn't order anything, Police Chief Mike Lashbrook said.
A woman was working at the counter when Kout walked in, Lashbrook said.
Not long after, the woman's boyfriend walked in and Kout left, he said.
Police spotted a pickup truck described as the one Kout left in. During a chase, Kout lost control and crashed,
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TOPICS: Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: hamonwry; holdthemayo; nakedlunch; nakedsandwich; uglynakedpeople
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He was going to ask for a hot dog, to go, with nothing on it.
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posted on
08/05/2005 2:14:52 PM PDT
by
SmithL
To: SmithL
He wanted to see what a foot long looked like.
2
posted on
08/05/2005 2:15:56 PM PDT
by
Millee
(Earth First! We'll log the other planets later!)
To: SmithL
One prank that I've always wanted to try was to wear a ski mask in the summer and go around asking people where the nearest bank was.
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posted on
08/05/2005 2:16:07 PM PDT
by
Clemenza
(Intelligent Design Isn't Very Intelligent)
To: SmithL; mhking
Are you hungry, or just happy to see me? Damn!
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posted on
08/05/2005 2:21:32 PM PDT
by
rdb3
(I once had a handle on life, but I broke it.)
To: SmithL
He should have worn ski boots instead, as you obviously can't go into a restaurant with naked feet. Idiot.
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posted on
08/05/2005 2:22:56 PM PDT
by
Jaysun
(Name one war — anywhere — that had a "timetable".)
To: Clemenza
Hee-hee! I'd be a nervous wreck if I were a teller at the base of a ski mountain. Ya never know......
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posted on
08/05/2005 2:24:27 PM PDT
by
Millee
(Earth First! We'll log the other planets later!)
To: Clemenza
Clemenza's reply:
One prank that I've always wanted to try
was to wear a ski mask in the summer and go around
asking people where the nearest bank was. Clemenza's tagline: Intelligent Design Isn't Very Intelligent.
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm......
LOL!
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posted on
08/05/2005 2:25:37 PM PDT
by
jigsaw
(The Democratic Party has Irritable Howl Syndrome.)
To: SmithL
Mathias was on a covert mission from the DNC to cause schism
in the GOP ranks over the Roberts nomination.
I'm please to see that FR caught the gambit and gave it the
attention it deserves.
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posted on
08/05/2005 2:25:41 PM PDT
by
Boundless
(Imagine if Teddy endorsed Roberts)
To: SmithL
I want to meet the girl who identified him.
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posted on
08/05/2005 2:26:26 PM PDT
by
Defiant
(False prophets proclaiming God's approval of Arab culture are laughable.)
To: rdb3
You'll notice that he didn't announce "this is a stickup".
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posted on
08/05/2005 2:27:07 PM PDT
by
SmithL
(There are a lot of people that hate Bush more than they hate terrorists)
To: SmithL
You'll notice that he didn't announce "this is a stickup". Guess he couldn't get up for it.
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posted on
08/05/2005 2:29:24 PM PDT
by
rdb3
(I once had a handle on life, but I broke it.)
To: SmithL; PaulaB; Jersey Republican Biker Chick; najida; pissant; Skooz; MikeinIraq; The SISU kid; ...
Another Nude Man Walking Ping!
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posted on
08/05/2005 2:33:14 PM PDT
by
Dashing Dasher
(It's a liger - It's like a lion and a tiger mixed... bred for its skills in magic.)
To: Dashing Dasher
Lashbrook said he doesn't believed Kout intended to rob the restaurant. He wasn't armed, the chief said. Did they have to search him to figure that out?
LOL!!!
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posted on
08/05/2005 2:34:38 PM PDT
by
Dashing Dasher
(It's a liger - It's like a lion and a tiger mixed... bred for its skills in magic.)
To: SmithL
Hey Mathias, why the hang dog look?
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posted on
08/05/2005 2:34:54 PM PDT
by
cripplecreek
(If you must obey your party, may your chains rest lightly upon your shoulders.)
To: Millee
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posted on
08/05/2005 2:35:36 PM PDT
by
Dashing Dasher
(It's a liger - It's like a lion and a tiger mixed... bred for its skills in magic.)
To: SmithL
Mathias Kout, 55, Why is it always some middle aged sick dude who does this and not some smokin hot babe.
To: SmithL
A man who police say showed up at a sandwich shop wearing nothing but a ski mask will face several charges once he's released from the hospital, police said Thursday. This writer owes me a keyboard!
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posted on
08/05/2005 2:37:55 PM PDT
by
fanfan
(" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
To: Dashing Dasher
LOL! I'll toast to you tonight in honor of your quest!
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posted on
08/05/2005 2:38:43 PM PDT
by
Millee
(Earth First! We'll log the other planets later!)
To: chapin2500
"Why is it always some middle aged sick dude who does this and not some smokin hot babe."
It happens, but only to guys who write into Penthouse.
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posted on
08/05/2005 2:42:17 PM PDT
by
Feiny
(Practice random and senseless acts.)
To: feinswinesuksass
Nude Man in Ski Mask Enters Sandwich ShopThe judge says I don't have to talk about it any more, ever since the acquittal.
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posted on
08/05/2005 2:43:49 PM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(Islam is merely Nazism without the snappy fashion sense.)
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