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Gal With Green Baby Says She Was Raped By A Leprechaun
world weekly news ^
| Jul 12 '05 (Not Previously Posted)
| JENNIFER HIGHTOWER
Posted on 08/05/2005 1:46:06 PM PDT by Rebelbase
DOCTORS in Mallow, Ireland, are puzzled by the birth of a green baby. But single mom Bridget O'Leary, 26, says there's a very simple explanation -- she claims she was raped by a leprechaun.
"He had his way with me, he did," says the attractive barmaid. "He got me drunk and slipped me his little green shamrock."
By all accounts O'Leary has a sterling reputation as a hardworking, upstanding individual.
"Bridget is a fine lass, and no mistake," says Tom Shaughnessey, 44, the owner of the Brick and the Rose Pub where O'Leary works. "I've never known her to lie or make up stories.
"According to legend around these parts, leprechauns can be horny little buggers. And Bridget, with her shapely legs, perfectly rounded fanny, and large, firm bosoms. . . well, it's easy ......
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KEYWORDS: cary; faithandbegorrah; littlegreenmen; oirish; oirishthatcheroite; shamrocknotaplant; wheresmeluckycharms
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To: Rebelbase
Guess it is now officially the Silly Season. Time to go looking for all the stuff I've been saving up to post as "news".
81
posted on
08/05/2005 2:24:34 PM PDT
by
ApplegateRanch
(The Marching Morons are coming...and they're breeding more Democrats beyond all reason!)
To: Rebelbase
82
posted on
08/05/2005 2:25:03 PM PDT
by
Tenacious 1
(Dems: "It can't be done" Reps. "Move, we'll find a way or make a way. It has to be done!")
To: cripplecreek
Don't know if it just today or not but you are on a roll.
:)
To: PatrickHenry
Please add my name, too. The truth is out there, and it has a little green shamrock.
84
posted on
08/05/2005 2:25:43 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
("Canada is the answer to a question that nobody bothered to ask." --Stand W)
To: Slings and Arrows
85
posted on
08/05/2005 2:25:52 PM PDT
by
OSHA
(I've got a hole in my head too, but that's beside the point.)
To: Bacon Man; Hap; Xenalyte; Allegra
Gal With Green Baby Says She Was Raped By A Leprechaun Allllllrighty then.
86
posted on
08/05/2005 2:27:40 PM PDT
by
humblegunner
(If you're gonna die, die with your boots on.)
To: Rebelbase
She must have been "Magically Delicious!"
87
posted on
08/05/2005 2:27:43 PM PDT
by
Hildy
("You miss 100% of the shots you never take." - Wayne Gretzky)
To: Rebelbase
"And she thought I was a Leprechaun!! HAHAHAHA!!"
88
posted on
08/05/2005 2:28:17 PM PDT
by
Prime Choice
(Thanks to the Leftists, yesterday's deviants are today's "alternate lifestyles.")
To: cripplecreek
World Weekly News, eh? I wonder what Ed Anger would have to say about this!!!
89
posted on
08/05/2005 2:28:21 PM PDT
by
Hildy
("You miss 100% of the shots you never take." - Wayne Gretzky)
To: cripplecreek
World Weekly News, eh? I wonder what Ed Anger would have to say about this!!!
90
posted on
08/05/2005 2:28:23 PM PDT
by
Hildy
("You miss 100% of the shots you never take." - Wayne Gretzky)
To: Rebelbase
leprechauns can be horny little buggers
Since when does buggery lead to inception? Must have been a potent leprechaun.
To: OSHA
Oh, well done!
"Number 4, please turn the left. Now to the right...please put away your pot of gold, sir."
92
posted on
08/05/2005 2:30:49 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
("Canada is the answer to a question that nobody bothered to ask." --Stand W)
To: Rebelbase
Drunk Leprechaun to Barmaid: "E'cuse me fair lass, but do ya happen to have a little Irish in ya?"
Barmaid to Drunk Leprechaun: "No sir, I'm English, you filthy little man."
Drunk Leprechaun to Barmaid: "Well, would you like a little Irish in ya?" ;)
93
posted on
08/05/2005 2:31:04 PM PDT
by
anymouse
To: Rebelbase
"He got me drunk and slipped me his little green shamrock." Well, Okeeeeeee Dokeeeeeee, then.
To: School of Rational Thought
'Twas the little green Viagra moons.
To: Millee
Her too?!?!?! That little green ba$tard must be stopped!!
I'll say. He's a nymphomaniac and he has no regard for the sex of his victims. I need therapy.
96
posted on
08/05/2005 2:35:29 PM PDT
by
Jaysun
(Name one war — anywhere — that had a "timetable".)
To: Slings and Arrows
Please add my name, too. Sorry. You can't handle the truth!
97
posted on
08/05/2005 2:36:14 PM PDT
by
PatrickHenry
(Felix, qui potuit rerum cognoscere causas. The List-O-Links is at my homepage.)
To: PatrickHenry
Sorry. You can't handle the truth! What do I look like to you, a NYT reporter?
98
posted on
08/05/2005 2:38:11 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
("MON CANARD EST EN FEU!!" -- http://www.schlockmercenary.com/d/20050620.html)
To: Dashing Dasher
99
posted on
08/05/2005 2:38:47 PM PDT
by
MamaTexan
( The only difference between a DRUG and a MEDICATION is government approval)
To: Rebelbase
Well, at least she wasn't abducted by "greys"....
100
posted on
08/05/2005 2:39:10 PM PDT
by
eagle11
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