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Posted on 08/05/2005 1:46:06 PM PDT by Rebelbase
DOCTORS in Mallow, Ireland, are puzzled by the birth of a green baby. But single mom Bridget O'Leary, 26, says there's a very simple explanation -- she claims she was raped by a leprechaun.
"He had his way with me, he did," says the attractive barmaid. "He got me drunk and slipped me his little green shamrock."
By all accounts O'Leary has a sterling reputation as a hardworking, upstanding individual.
"Bridget is a fine lass, and no mistake," says Tom Shaughnessey, 44, the owner of the Brick and the Rose Pub where O'Leary works. "I've never known her to lie or make up stories.
"According to legend around these parts, leprechauns can be horny little buggers. And Bridget, with her shapely legs, perfectly rounded fanny, and large, firm bosoms. . . well, it's easy ......
(Excerpt) Read more at keepmedia.com ...
A bump to liven up this place on a Saturday morn.
I see this puppy got relegated to Chat.
Bummer!
Did she have to kiss the Blarney Stone too?
Is the source reliable?
Tim Pat Coogan claims that Fionn McCool was bisexual.
Tír na nÓg [Land of The Youth] = Ibiza.
Conor MacNeasa's Red Branch Knights is a Loyalist terrorist group opposed to the Good Friday Appeasement.
< /Butchering ancient Celtic mythology >
Well you have as much connection with the Zulu culture as Oprah, so why not?
(Especially ironic since the Zulu were slavers, I believe, and sold other tribes to muslims, who turned around and sold them to europeans.)
You are misinformed.
The Zulus were never slavers. They were cattle herders by trade and their wars were over territory.
And what the heck does Oprah have to do with this??
She's a egotistical idiotic liberal nutjob.
My Irish ancestry just leaped out of the page! :)
Oprah claims to be Zulu.
This site is for serious discussion of:
(1) Shark and bear attacks
(2)Pit Bull Breeding Tips
(3)Hold Muh Beer Alerts
(4) John Kerry's Military Career
(5) Used Mercedes Prices in Albania
I think if we stick to these topics, we'll have a fine and serious site. 'Brigadoon' tryouts after school. Main auditorium.
It is just this sort of "Leprechaun" talk that started the 8-century problem with Henry II, Adrian IV, and Sinn Fein.
Oh.
Very interesting. I didn't know slaves kept geneologies.
Maybe she had some genetic testing done (sarcasm.)
I doubt if Oprah was a Zulu. They weren't liberals. Either you were with them or against them and if you were against them, they wanted to spear you clear through with an uklewa (spelling?). Oprah probably had ancestors among some other more liberal group.
I forgot about The Salmon of Carnal Knowledge!!!
(6)Kenny Bunk's sense of humour.
BTW, did Leprechauns have anything to do with her weight loss, or Stedman's defection?
So this guy goes into a pub and orders a Bushmills.
As soon as the publican puts it out, a leprechaun leaps to the bar and kicks it over.
The guys says "I know, I know I found this bottle on the beach, inside was a genie who granted me one wish."
the publican says , "I know, I know. You asked for a 12-inch prleprechaunk?"
ANd it's from a more reliable source than the NY Times, too!
There's cleavage in that pic!
Me too, please! I found out about three months ago that I was 58% Irish. All my life I thought I was a Cherokee Indian because of my high cheekbones!
Gosh, I missed this one. It is still relevant though, as much as ever.
Psst! Thread's 10 years old, so don't expect the links to work.
Move along folks ...
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