Posted on 08/05/2005 1:46:06 PM PDT by Rebelbase
DOCTORS in Mallow, Ireland, are puzzled by the birth of a green baby. But single mom Bridget O'Leary, 26, says there's a very simple explanation -- she claims she was raped by a leprechaun.
"He had his way with me, he did," says the attractive barmaid. "He got me drunk and slipped me his little green shamrock."
By all accounts O'Leary has a sterling reputation as a hardworking, upstanding individual.
"Bridget is a fine lass, and no mistake," says Tom Shaughnessey, 44, the owner of the Brick and the Rose Pub where O'Leary works. "I've never known her to lie or make up stories.
"According to legend around these parts, leprechauns can be horny little buggers. And Bridget, with her shapely legs, perfectly rounded fanny, and large, firm bosoms. . . well, it's easy ......
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Actually, the picture in 28 is taken from the original article. Realistic, huh? ;o)
"He had his way with me, he did," says the attractive barmaid. "He got me drunk and slipped me his little green shamrock."
Because my grandmother, God Rest Her Soul, was born and bred in the Old Country and would tell you an Irish lass would have been slipped a "little green shillelagh" not a little green shamrock.
Sometimes a little thought will yield why there was a reason for that
Let me show you me Lucky Charms...
Is she sure it wasn't just a midget, who appeared green under the glowing tube light from the Mickeys sign?
"Yob! Yob! Where's My YOB!"
If I was raped by a leprechaun, he's be swallowing his Lucky Charms! *L*
No. Not really.
I watched a movie called Shaka Zulu and read a neat book called "Washing of the Spears", about the Zulu Wars.
I developed an admiration for the Zulus and so took that i.d. tag. Consequently, a lot of people think I'm black. I'm not. I'm a lilly white European.
The thing I liked about the Zulus was the fact that they were incredibly brave and they never took prisoners. Admirable traits we conservatives could do well to emulate.
I have also been banned from watching "ZULU" with Stanle Baker by wife as I have watched it too many times - you know - the old movie about a glamorized version of the Battle of Roark's Drift. A classic along with Glory, The Last of the Mohegans, Patriot and The Last Samauri.
Only when one has been imbibing in black bars.
OUCH!!!
Yup. You get the idea! *L*
lol
Yep, it's definitely Friday. :-)
LOL. I don't know which is funnier -- the original post or the string of replies on this thread!
Try having explaining to your teenage daughters why you are laughing to the point of tears!
"Mom, you are a sicko"
I haven't read the thread, but I can imagine, lol.
It's pretty bad -- trust me. LOL.
OK, I won't read it.
But you gotta check out the picture in #101.
LOL!
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