Gal With Green Baby Says She Was Raped By A Leprechaun

world weekly news ^ | Jul 12 '05 (Not Previously Posted) | JENNIFER HIGHTOWER

[mollynme]

I am still waiting to see a picture of the green baby.

Actually, the picture in 28 is taken from the original article. Realistic, huh? ;o)

[MozarkDawg]

Don't believe it. Why not, you ask?

"He had his way with me, he did," says the attractive barmaid. "He got me drunk and slipped me his little green shamrock."

Because my grandmother, God Rest Her Soul, was born and bred in the Old Country and would tell you an Irish lass would have been slipped a "little green shillelagh" not a little green shamrock.

[Oztrich Boy]

Gal With Green Baby Says She Was Raped By A Leprechaun world weekly news ^ | Jul 12 '05 (Not Previously Posted)

Sometimes a little thought will yield why there was a reason for that

[Junior]

Let me show you me Lucky Charms...

[builder]

Is she sure it wasn't just a midget, who appeared green under the glowing tube light from the Mickeys sign?

[Itzlzha]

"Yob! Yob! Where's My YOB!"

[Happygal]

If I was raped by a leprechaun, he's be swallowing his Lucky Charms! *L*

[ZULU]

No. Not really.

I watched a movie called Shaka Zulu and read a neat book called "Washing of the Spears", about the Zulu Wars.

I developed an admiration for the Zulus and so took that i.d. tag. Consequently, a lot of people think I'm black. I'm not. I'm a lilly white European.

The thing I liked about the Zulus was the fact that they were incredibly brave and they never took prisoners. Admirable traits we conservatives could do well to emulate.

I have also been banned from watching "ZULU" with Stanle Baker by wife as I have watched it too many times - you know - the old movie about a glamorized version of the Battle of Roark's Drift. A classic along with Glory, The Last of the Mohegans, Patriot and The Last Samauri.

[ZULU]

Only when one has been imbibing in black bars.

[uglybiker]

OUCH!!!

[Happygal]

Yup. You get the idea! *L*

[kalee]

lol

[Victoria Delsoul]

"According to legend around these parts, leprechauns can be horny little buggers.

Yep, it's definitely Friday. :-)

[Alberta's Child]

LOL. I don't know which is funnier -- the original post or the string of replies on this thread!

[myprecious]

Thanks for one of the funniest threads I've seen in years.

Try having explaining to your teenage daughters why you are laughing to the point of tears!

"Mom, you are a sicko"

[Victoria Delsoul]

I haven't read the thread, but I can imagine, lol.

[Alberta's Child]

It's pretty bad -- trust me. LOL.

[Victoria Delsoul]

OK, I won't read it.

[Alberta's Child]

But you gotta check out the picture in #101.

[Victoria Delsoul]

LOL!