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Gal With Green Baby Says She Was Raped By A Leprechaun
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| Jul 12 '05 (Not Previously Posted)
| JENNIFER HIGHTOWER
Posted on 08/05/2005 1:46:06 PM PDT by Rebelbase
DOCTORS in Mallow, Ireland, are puzzled by the birth of a green baby. But single mom Bridget O'Leary, 26, says there's a very simple explanation -- she claims she was raped by a leprechaun.
"He had his way with me, he did," says the attractive barmaid. "He got me drunk and slipped me his little green shamrock."
By all accounts O'Leary has a sterling reputation as a hardworking, upstanding individual.
"Bridget is a fine lass, and no mistake," says Tom Shaughnessey, 44, the owner of the Brick and the Rose Pub where O'Leary works. "I've never known her to lie or make up stories.
"According to legend around these parts, leprechauns can be horny little buggers. And Bridget, with her shapely legs, perfectly rounded fanny, and large, firm bosoms. . . well, it's easy ......
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KEYWORDS: cary; faithandbegorrah; littlegreenmen; oirish; oirishthatcheroite; shamrocknotaplant; wheresmeluckycharms
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To: Rebelbase
101
posted on
08/05/2005 2:39:42 PM PDT
by
armymarinemom
(My sons freed Iraqi and Afghanistan Honor Roll students.)
To: armymarinemom
Dingdingdingding! We have a winner!
102
posted on
08/05/2005 2:40:30 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
("MON CANARD EST EN FEU!!" -- http://www.schlockmercenary.com/d/20050620.html)
To: Rebelbase
I only wish I'd been there to push the "horny little bugger" out of the way.
To save her, of course.
mc
103
posted on
08/05/2005 2:40:40 PM PDT
by
mcshot
(Boldly going nowhere with a smile and appreciation for life.)
To: Calpernia
I am still waiting to see a picture of the green baby.
104
posted on
08/05/2005 2:43:05 PM PDT
by
maizey
(maizey)
To: Rebelbase
Thanks for one of the funniest threads I've seen in years.
To: PatrickHenry
"Raped By A Leprechaun" Ping List
Ok, I have GOT to get on that ping list. I only hope I can handle the volume of pings. ;)
106
posted on
08/05/2005 2:44:33 PM PDT
by
Thoro
(Then an accidental overdose of gamma radiation alters his body chemistry....)
To: PatrickHenry; Allegra
"Raped By A Leprechaun" Ping List
You know, there's an even MORE exclusive Ping List hidden away on Free Republic...
To: PatrickHenry
Handle the material -!? - I am the material!
108
posted on
08/05/2005 2:48:38 PM PDT
by
Gumlegs
To: cripplecreek
We're trying to clean a black Leprechaun out of Detroit.
Los Angeles got rid of theirs when Johnnie Cochran died.
To: Rebelbase
I'm sure she's "magically delicious" ;-)
110
posted on
08/05/2005 2:50:27 PM PDT
by
Trajan88
(www.bullittclub.com)
To: Thoro
Sorry, the ping list is now closed. It's not my fault; it's a limitation of Jim Robinson's software. We can't handle another name without risking a total shutdown of the website.
111
posted on
08/05/2005 2:52:53 PM PDT
by
PatrickHenry
(Felix, qui potuit rerum cognoscere causas. The List-O-Links is at my homepage.)
To: armymarinemom
OMG!! THAT'S not a leprechaun. THAT'S a lepercon. A wicked, vile sheister who's shamrock is bent. Rare but dangerous.
To: maizey; All
Apparently, the twelve hours prior to her getting pregnant went something like this:
A woman runs out of her house one morning and catches a strange little man at the bottom of her garden. "You're a leprechaun," she says, "I caught you and you owe me three wishes!"
"OK, you caught me fair and square, what's your first wish?" "I want a huge mansion to live in." "OK, you've got it." "My second wish is a Mercedes." "OK, you've got that too." "My last wish is for a million dollars" "OK, you've got it. But to make your wishes come true you have to have sex all night with me." "OK then, if that's what it takes."
Next morning the little man wakes the woman up. "Tell me," says the man, "how old are you?" "I'm 27", she replies. "You're 27 and you still believe in leprechauns?"
To: Happygal
Right about now you're probably wondering whether I have Lucky Charms in my pocket or I'm just happy to see you. ;-)
114
posted on
08/05/2005 3:05:30 PM PDT
by
uglybiker
(Did ya hear the one about the cannibal who passed his best friend in the forest?)
To: Paloma_55
"There once was a barmaid named Bridget..." Neat. Very neat.
115
posted on
08/05/2005 3:07:52 PM PDT
by
OldEagle
(May you live long enough to hear the legends of your own adventures.)
To: Rebelbase
You know, Elvis used to hang out with little green men. Don't you?
116
posted on
08/05/2005 3:12:17 PM PDT
by
SuperSonic
(Pray for President Bush)
To: Rebelbase; All
So... was he a leprechaun or a gnome...????
http://quizilla.com/users/booheesh/quizzes/Are%20you%20a%20leprechaun%20or%20a%20gnome%3F/
117
posted on
08/05/2005 3:14:12 PM PDT
by
Hi Heels
(Guns kill and cause crime? Dang, mine must be malfunctioning....)
To: mollynme
With those pointed ears the wee lad is either a leprechaun or a vulcan.
ol' hoghead
118
posted on
08/05/2005 3:18:30 PM PDT
by
ol' hoghead
(never, ever go to "FREECREDITREPORT.COM. Trust me on this.)
To: maizey
I am still waiting to see a picture of the green baby.
Give the kid a break. After all, it's not easy being green.
To: Slings and Arrows
120
posted on
08/05/2005 3:47:34 PM PDT
by
mcar
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