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"Yuko's Oil", I'm invited to make a lot of money or Nigeria Moves North -VANITY-
mr-alexeizakh@excite.com ^ | 8/5/05 | Alex

Posted on 08/05/2005 5:44:55 AM PDT by Kozak

Subject: Yukos Oil. From: "Mr. Alexei Zakharenko" Date: Thu, August 4, 2005 4:10 pm Priority: Normal Options: View Full Header | View Printable Version

Dear friend,

I am Mr. Alexei Zakharenko a personal treasurer to Mikhail Khodorkovsky the Richest man in Russia and owner of the following companies: Chairman CEO: YUKOS OIL (Russian Largest Oil Company) Chairman CEO: Menatep SBP Bank (A well reputable financial institution with it’s Branches all over the world)

SOURCE OF FUNDS:I have a profiling amount in an excess of US$100.5M, which I seek your Partnership in accommodating for me. You will be rewarded with 4% of The total sum for your partnership. Can you be my partner on this?

INTRODUCTION OF MY SELF As a personal consultant to him, authority Was handed over to me in transfer of money of an American oil merchant For his last oil deal with my boss Mikhail hodorkovsky.Already the funds have left the shore of Russia to an European private Bank where the final crediting is expected to be carried out.While I was on the process, My Boss got arrested for his Involvement in politics by financing the leading And opposing political parties (the Union of Right Forces,led by Boris Nemtsov, and Yabloko, a liberal/social democratic party Led by Gregor Yavlinsky) which poses treat to President Vladimir Putin Second Tenure as Russian president.

You can catch more of the story on This website:

http://newsfromrussia.com/main/2003/11/13/51215.html http://news.ft.com/cms/4bb9612a-d254-11d8-b661-00000e2511c8.html http://www.hoovers.com/yukos/--ID__53700--/free-co-factsheet.xhtml

YOUR ROLE: All I need from you is to stand as the beneficiary of the Above quoted Sum and I will re-profile the funds with your name, which will enable The European bank transfer the sum to you. I have decided to use this Sum to relocate to American continent and never to be connected to any Of Mikhail Khodorkovsky conglomerates. The transaction has to be Concluded In 2 (two) weeks before Mikhail Khodorkovsky is out on bail. As Soon as I confirm your readiness to conclude the transaction with me,It's very important that you reply me through my secured Email address: 077alexei@i12.com

I Will provide you with the details.

Thank you very much.

Regards

Alexei Zakharenko [Mr]

Note Please: Reply me through my secured Email address: 077alexei@i12.com

ei Zakharenko


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: idiots; junkmail; phishing; scam
Wow, I got a chance to make millions. I'm gonna be rich, rich I tell ya.....
1 posted on 08/05/2005 5:44:56 AM PDT by Kozak
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To: Kozak

Share the wealth. Remember all your FRiends.


2 posted on 08/05/2005 5:45:39 AM PDT by cyborg (Karma can be a cruel taskmaster or a bearer of blessings.)
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To: All

Why do people have the overwhelming desire to post these things?


3 posted on 08/05/2005 5:46:02 AM PDT by AppyPappy
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To: Kozak

thanks for posting the link.


4 posted on 08/05/2005 5:46:23 AM PDT by the invisib1e hand (In Honor of Terri Schiavo. *check my FReeppage for the link* Let it load and have the sound on.)
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To: Kozak

this is hugh!


5 posted on 08/05/2005 5:47:26 AM PDT by thefactor
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To: Kozak
Maybe we can hook them up with our Nigerian buddies who also have a lot of money and jsut need a middle man. :^&
6 posted on 08/05/2005 5:48:42 AM PDT by pikachu (What if there were no more hypothetical questions?)
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To: Kozak

Yukos oil might be a darn good investment, but I doubt Yuko's oil is worthwhile.


7 posted on 08/05/2005 5:52:53 AM PDT by Fierce Allegiance (This ain't your granddaddy's America)
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To: Kozak; jb6; Destro; MarMema; eluminate; anonymoussierra; Solon; KOZ.

Pass this on it could be BIG!


8 posted on 08/05/2005 5:55:22 AM PDT by Kozak (Anti Shahada: " There is no God named Allah, and Muhammed is his False Prophet")
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To: AppyPappy
Why do people have the overwhelming desire to post these things?

Because they are dreamy and poetic.

9 posted on 08/05/2005 5:56:50 AM PDT by A. Pole (" There is no other god but Free Market, and Adam Smith is his prophet ! ")
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To: AppyPappy
Why do you have the overwhelming desire to be such a curmudgeon? Lighten up bud, it's A JOKE? You get it?
10 posted on 08/05/2005 5:56:56 AM PDT by Kozak (Anti Shahada: " There is no God named Allah, and Muhammed is his False Prophet")
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To: Kozak

I got it the first 50 times it was posted.


11 posted on 08/05/2005 6:10:28 AM PDT by AppyPappy
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To: Kozak
Lighten up bud, it's A JOKE? You get it?

Wait a minute! Are you saying this message I got is fake?

From.Mr.Amed Wahad
Bank Of Africa Du Burkina
Ouagadougou Burkina Faso
Tel:00226 65 19 16.
REPLY TO.ALTERNATIVE MAIL ( sardick5@hotmail.com )

Dear Friend,

I am the manager of bill and exchange at the foriegn remittance department in Bank Of Africa Du Burkina (B O A).

In my department we discovered an abandoned sum of US$25.5M (Twenty five million five hundred thousand US dolloars) in an account that belongs to one of our foriegn customer who died along with his entire family in a plane crash that happened in Kenya, East Africa.

Since we got information about his death, we have been expecting his next of kin to come over and claim his money because we cannot release it unless some body applies for it as next of kin or relation to the deceased as indicated in our banking guidlines and laws but unfortunately we learnt that all his supposed next of kin or relation died alongside with him at the plane crash leaving nobody behind for the claim.

Please I want you to visit the website below for more information about the Plane Crash and the Deceased DR.GEORGE W. BRUMLEY AND HIS FAMILY:

http://www.cnn.com/2003/WORLD/africa/07/20/kenya.crash/index.html

It is therefore upon this discovery that I and other officials in my department now decided to make this business proposal to you and release the money to you as the next of kin or relation to the deceased for safety and subsequent disbursement since nobody is coming for it and we don't want this money to go into the bank treasury as unclaimed bill.Hence the banking law and guidline states that after one year with claim,such fund will go into the bank treasury as unclaimed bill.

I agree that 40% of this money will be for you as a foreign partner, in respect to the provision of a foriegn account, and 60% would be for me, There after I will visit your country for disbursement according to the percentage indicated.

Therefore, to enable the immediate transfer of this fund to you as arranged, you must apply first to the bank as relation or next of kin of the deceased indicating your bank name, your bank account number, your private telephone and fax number for easy and effective communication and location wherein the money will be remitted.

Upon the receipt of your reply, I will send to you by fax or email the text of the application to fill and send to the bank. I will not fail to bring to your notice that this transaction is hitch-free risk and you should keep this transaction (TOP SECRET) and this transaction will only take us 14 banking days because as a banker, I know what to do and move the fund into your account without any delay and that you should not entertain any atom of fear as all required arrangements have been made for the transfer.

You should contact me as soon as you receive this letter so that I will send you the text of the application to apply to the bank and the data information of the deceased customer.

I wait for your call as soon as you receive this letter.Tel: 00226 65 19 16.REPLY TO.ALTERNATIVE MAIL (sardick5@hotmail.com )

Yours faithfully. Mr.Amed Wahad Bill & Exchange Manager,

12 posted on 08/05/2005 6:14:01 AM PDT by A. Pole (" There is no other god but Free Market, and Adam Smith is his prophet ! ")
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