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Envelope containing mysterious powder sparks elephant-sized alarm in Paris (Elephant Poop Alert)
Yahoo News ^ | Thu Aug 4 | Yahoo

Posted on 08/04/2005 8:21:45 AM PDT by Cowman

CERGY, France (AFP) - An envelope leaking a strange pinkish powder sparked an alert in a Paris suburban post office, but tests revealed the substance to be nothing more than dessicated elephant dung, police said.

With France on high terrorism alert following the London bombings last month, postal workers in a sorting centre in the northwestern suburb of Bonneuil-en-France took no chance when they noticed the strange envelope from Sri Lanka with the powder inside.

After police were called in Thursday, six employees who had been exposed to the powder were subjected to medical examinations.

The powder was analysed too, and was eventually found to contain the elephant excrement.

Police said the envelope was addressed to a Paris-based immigrant from Sri Lanka who apparently used the pachydermal poo for traditional religious rites.


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: elephant; france; panic; pink; powder
Headline should read:

Pink, Powdered, Pachyderm Poop Panics Paris Postmen

1 posted on 08/04/2005 8:21:57 AM PDT by Cowman
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To: Cowman; AdmSmith

"Pink, Powdered, Pachyderm Poop Panics Paris Postmen"


LoL. That's funny


2 posted on 08/04/2005 8:24:06 AM PDT by nuconvert (No More Axis of Evil by Christmas ! TLR) [there's a lot of bad people in the pistachio business])
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To: Cowman
Can't be as bad as harvesting the stuff.


3 posted on 08/04/2005 8:26:29 AM PDT by reagan_fanatic (Islam is war)
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To: Cowman

Y'know, wouldn't it be better to jar or can the stuff and ship it that way or packed further in a box?

Who the hell would put *any* kind of powder in a plain old envelope?


4 posted on 08/04/2005 8:28:37 AM PDT by the OlLine Rebel (Common sense is an uncommon virtue.)
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To: the OlLine Rebel
Y'know, wouldn't it be better to jar or can the stuff and ship it that way or packed further in a box?

you probably don't want to be around when that box starts to leak.

5 posted on 08/04/2005 9:11:53 AM PDT by Cowman (Just when you hit the bottom of the stupid hole you notice the guy next to you is digging)
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To: Cowman
With France on high terrorism alert

Lol!

6 posted on 08/04/2005 9:43:03 AM PDT by MotleyGirl70
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To: Cowman

It's GUARANTEED to "leak" from an A10 envelope! That's my point. ;-)


7 posted on 08/04/2005 1:42:08 PM PDT by the OlLine Rebel (Common sense is an uncommon virtue.)
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To: Cowman

I wonder if they did a taste test, like they do in the cop shows.

*taste* yep, that's elephant poop, alright.


8 posted on 08/04/2005 10:56:54 PM PDT by irishtenor (At 270 pounds, I am twice the bike rider Lance is.)
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To: Cowman
Pink, Powdered, Pachyderm Poop Panics Paris Postmen

Pas du problem, Pierre!

9 posted on 08/04/2005 10:59:54 PM PDT by Larry Lucido
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