[gobucks]

Does anyone have the height/weight tables for the Democrat leadership as opposed to the republican leadership?

I'd be very very curious to discover if there was a correlation between political affiliation and height...

(Gotta to go to work, but just HAD to get this posted, LOL)....

[Eva]

Ask Bill O'Reilly, I'll bet he knows. O'Reilly is 6'3" and he and Franken having been having a war of words for the past year or more.

[toddlintown]

Al Franken is a gnome and they come in way under 3 feet.

[escapefromboston]

People under 5'5 should be executed.

[johnny7]

Robert Reich has often accused him of 'heightening'.

[MinuteGal]

If I were a tall man
Daidle, Deedle, Daidle, Digguh
Digguh, Deedle, Daidle, Dum
All day long I'd Biddy, Biddy Bum
If I were a tall man
I wouldn't have to lie
If I were a tall man I'd be Top Guy
Daidle, Deedle, Daidle, Digguh
Digguh Deedle, Daidle, Dum
Lord, you made the lion and the lamb
You decreed I yam what I yam
A Little Leftist Bum
Would it spoil some vast eternal plan
If I were a tall man?
Daidle, Deedle, Digguh, Dumb

Leni

[rwfromkansas]

I am 5'5" and Republican.

Why you must assume short means weak is beyond me.

Talk to Napoleon.

[linkinpunk]

"I have always looked up to Al Franken."

[NeoCaveman]

Short people got no reason
Short people got no reason
Short people got no reason to live.
They got little hands,
Little eyes,
They walk around tellin' great big lies.

They got little noses,
Tiny little teeth,
They wear platform shoes
On their nasty little feet.

Well I don't want no short people
Don't want no short people
Don't want no short people 'round here.

(Short people are just the same as you and I.)
A fool such as I. (All men are brothers until the day they die.)
It's a wonderful world.

Short people got nobody
Short people got nobody
Short people got nobody to love

They got little baby legs
They stand so low
You got to pick 'em up
Just to say hello.

They got little cars
That go beep beep beep.
They got little voices
Goin' peep peep peep.

They got grubby little fingers
And dirty little minds.
They're gonna get you
Every time.

Well I don't want no short people
Don't want no short people
Don't want no short people 'round here.

----Sorry, I couldn't help it.

[LOC1]

Why is it not OK to make fun of most groups for their characteristics (ie, blacks, Italians, Jews, fat people, and on and on) but it is perfectly acceptable to make fun of short people?

[knittnmom]

(And, If he we're a Tall Man, would he be Republican?)

Gracious! I hope not - I'd hate to have to be in the same party as he!

[SoDak]

Tiny Tommie D., thankfully, is out of a leadership job, but he was notoriously stubby. A few of the little fellows are ok, but some have seemed to me to carry a chip.