Wellll, aren't you the party pooper? I'm just here to have fun at other peoples expense and you want to ruin it.
Y'know, I think (hopefully, at least) you were being humorous. I hope so at least. I do my dead level best to keep my computer protected from crap. And yep, I said crap. I don't open email attachments, I don't click on just any link even here on the forum, I don't go to sites I don't feel confident in and I'd love to know where you find that funny, especially at my expense.
I'm disabled in that I have extreme limited mobility (broke it in 1967, thankfully am not a quadriplegic) in being able to turn my neck. I also am recovering from my shoulder 'ball' being broken completely off of the long bone that goes down to my elbow.
You have more in common with the person who crashed the military funeral than you do a stand-up comic.
Continue to make fun, it says more about you than it does about anyone else.