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Posted on 07/29/2005 9:27:37 AM PDT by RockinRight
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Add your own! A little fun and fantasy for Friday!
To: RockinRight
Sorry. OK, Formatted:
Shamed Former Senator Hillary Clinton Dead at 72, Cause Unknown
Border Militia Reports Less than 400 Attempted to Cross Border in June
Congress Approves FY 2019 Budget of $932 billion SC Justice
Janice Rogers Brown Sworn in as Chief Justice Tuesday
Paris Falls to US, UK, Iraqi Forces After 17 Minute Standoff
Former Senator Tom Daschle "Deeply Saddened" at Clinton Death
President Coburn Signs Fair Taxation and IRS Reform Act: 2022 Will Be Last Year of Federal Income Tax
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posted on
07/29/2005 9:28:44 AM PDT
by
RockinRight
(Democrats - Trying to make an a$$ out of America since 1933)
To: RockinRight
Indians win 5th consecutive World Series title.
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posted on
07/29/2005 9:33:27 AM PDT
by
dartuser
(It is unbelievable what an unbeliever will believe to remain an unbeliever.)
To: RockinRight
Archives: What was the Democratic Party?
Boy Scout Troop Murders Aging Pop Star, Michael Jackson. No charges pending.
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posted on
07/29/2005 9:35:45 AM PDT
by
Millee
(Earth First! We'll log the other planets later!)
To: dartuser
Better Yet:
BROWNS Win 3rd Consecutive Super Bowl
"I'm Retiring" says 72-year old Cher
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posted on
07/29/2005 9:36:59 AM PDT
by
RockinRight
(Democrats - Trying to make an a$$ out of America since 1933)
To: Millee
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posted on
07/29/2005 9:37:15 AM PDT
by
RockinRight
(Democrats - Trying to make an a$$ out of America since 1933)
To: RockinRight
"The Rise Of The Conservative Party: Will the GOP dissolve like the Democrats did in 2009?"
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posted on
07/29/2005 9:38:36 AM PDT
by
kevkrom
(WARNING: If you're not sure whether or not it's sarcasm, it probably is.)
To: RockinRight
Ted Kennedy Admits He Killed Mary Jo Kopechne; Islam No Longer Exists; Liberalism Has Died Out
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posted on
07/29/2005 9:40:08 AM PDT
by
proudofthesouth
(Boycotting movies since 1988)
To: RockinRight
The History of the Free Republic Website Remains #1 On NYT Best Seller List For 4th Year In A Row
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posted on
07/29/2005 9:42:02 AM PDT
by
jigsaw
(Only morons believe the root cause of terrorism is our fight against terrorism.)
To: RockinRight
"New Pope Likely To Be Iraqi Bishop"
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posted on
07/29/2005 9:42:56 AM PDT
by
kevkrom
(WARNING: If you're not sure whether or not it's sarcasm, it probably is.)
To: RockinRight
Michael Moore enlists in USMC.
John Kerry releases medical records related to Purple Hearts.
George Bush puts 50k troops on northern and southern borders.
Chris Matthews renames show, "Softball" on nights when Democrats will be interviewed.
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posted on
07/29/2005 9:43:35 AM PDT
by
jw777
To: RockinRight
Notre Dame Wins 13th Consecutive National Championship
San Francisco Falls Into Ocean
Dr Sassbox Receives Tenure
Howard Dean Escapes from Prison for the Criminally Insane
Pope Benedict XVI: I've Never Felt Better - Celebrates 91st Birthday, Refuses to Lift Massachusetts Interdict
Former Senator John Kerry Was In Vietnam
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posted on
07/29/2005 9:53:38 AM PDT
by
sassbox
To: RockinRight
"Taiwanese Occupation Of Mainland China Continues"
"Canadian Coup Restores Western-Style Democracy; France and Germany only remaining Islamic governments"
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posted on
07/29/2005 10:01:35 AM PDT
by
kevkrom
(WARNING: If you're not sure whether or not it's sarcasm, it probably is.)
To: dartuser
Indians win 5th consecutive World Series title.Better yet,
Milwaukee Brewers win 5th consecutive World Series title.
To: kevkrom
"Ronald Reagan University Opens Upon Site Of Former UN Building"
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posted on
07/29/2005 10:49:22 AM PDT
by
kevkrom
(WARNING: If you're not sure whether or not it's sarcasm, it probably is.)
To: MotleyGirl70; dartuser
Even better still: Montreal Expos win 5th...
oops.
nevermind...
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posted on
07/29/2005 10:52:36 AM PDT
by
Argh
To: All
Canada Splits! Quebec votes 50.02% to 49.98% to Secede From Canada, Rename Self New France
Michael Jackson Now Transparent, He Just Couldn't Get White Enough
Larry the Cable Guy Seeks GOP Nomination for 2020 Presidential Race
Bill Clinton Convicted of Raping Juanita Broderick, Still Proclaims Innocence
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posted on
07/29/2005 11:27:52 AM PDT
by
RockinRight
(Democrats - Trying to make an a$$ out of America since 1933)
To: kevkrom
"Taiwanese Occupation Of Mainland China Continues"That one I like.
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posted on
07/29/2005 11:30:29 AM PDT
by
RockinRight
(Democrats - Trying to make an a$$ out of America since 1933)
To: All
Beijing Falls to Taiwanese and Mainland Rebels
Kim Jong-Il Finally Dead at 78, Riots Ensue
Saddam Hussein Still Claims He's President of Iraq, Says Jailer
Dick Clark Turns 89, Still Looks 45
Cher Dies In Fire, Most of Her Body Melted In Heat, Coroner Says
Helen Thomas Found Dead In Office: "She Probably Died 6 Years Ago and No One Noticed," says Coroner
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posted on
07/29/2005 11:35:14 AM PDT
by
RockinRight
(Democrats - Trying to make an a$$ out of America since 1933)
To: sassbox
Let me correct this one:
San Franciso Falls In Ocean, GOP Eyes Chances at Winning CA in 2020...
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posted on
07/29/2005 11:36:58 AM PDT
by
RockinRight
(Democrats - Trying to make an a$$ out of America since 1933)
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