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Shamed Former Senator Hillary Clinton Dead at 72, Cause Unknown
Border Militia Reports Less than 400 Attempted to Cross Border in June
Congress Approves FY 2019 Budget of $932 billion SC Justice
Janice Rogers Brown Sworn in as Chief Justice Tuesday
Paris Falls to US, UK, Iraqi Forces After 17 Minute Standoff
Former Senator Tom Daschle "Deeply Saddened" at Clinton Death
President Coburn Signs Fair Taxation and IRS Reform Act: 2022 Will Be Last Year of Federal Income Tax
Ted Kennedy Admits He Killed Mary Jo Kopechne; Islam No Longer Exists; Liberalism Has Died Out
Michael Moore enlists in USMC.
John Kerry releases medical records related to Purple Hearts.
George Bush puts 50k troops on northern and southern borders.
Chris Matthews renames show, "Softball" on nights when Democrats will be interviewed.
Notre Dame Wins 13th Consecutive National Championship
San Francisco Falls Into Ocean
Dr Sassbox Receives Tenure
Howard Dean Escapes from Prison for the Criminally Insane
Pope Benedict XVI: I've Never Felt Better - Celebrates 91st Birthday, Refuses to Lift Massachusetts Interdict
Former Senator John Kerry Was In Vietnam
Canada Splits! Quebec votes 50.02% to 49.98% to Secede From Canada, Rename Self New France
Michael Jackson Now Transparent, He Just Couldn't Get White Enough
Larry the Cable Guy Seeks GOP Nomination for 2020 Presidential Race
Bill Clinton Convicted of Raping Juanita Broderick, Still Proclaims Innocence
Beijing Falls to Taiwanese and Mainland Rebels
Kim Jong-Il Finally Dead at 78, Riots Ensue
Saddam Hussein Still Claims He's President of Iraq, Says Jailer
Dick Clark Turns 89, Still Looks 45
Cher Dies In Fire, Most of Her Body Melted In Heat, Coroner Says
Helen Thomas Found Dead In Office: "She Probably Died 6 Years Ago and No One Noticed," says Coroner
O.J. says he is getting closer to finding Nicole's killers....