*** OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD ***

7/29/05 | TheBigB

[TheBigB]

Pssst...c'mere.

Yeah, you. C'mere.

I gotta secret to tellya.

IT'S FRIDAAAAAAAAYYYY!!!! :o)

Gather ye round for SILLINESS! The weekend is almost (well, in a few hours) upon us! Time to kick back, relax, and have a little fun!

"I tawt I taw a Fwiday Silliness Thwead!"

Joe Cool sez, "It's Friday, dude!"

[tuliptree76]

Oh great. You know about how I can get addicted to these tests...

I am 12% Hippie.

What? Am I a Republican? Why did I even bother taken this test?! I guess I’ll back to my George W. Bush fan club and tell them I just wasted 10 minutes of my life. At least I don’t stink, man.

Take the
Hippie Test
@ FualiDotCom

I am 24% White Trash.

I, my friend, have class. I am so not white trash. . I am more than likely Democrat, and my place is neat, and there is a good chance I may never drink wine from a box.

Take the
White Trash Test
@ FualiDotCom

Although, the White Trash one should say "I am more than likely Republican."

[Petronski]

You realize that the bunghole is the hole in the side of a wooden keg that is used to fill it?

Suuuuuuuure it is.

[PaulaB]

ummmm...cause it's true????? LOLLOL

Strange how these little quizzes get so close hey??? ;)..scary

[najida]

PERFECT!

Your personality is best represented by the
Japanese dagger, called a Tanto. A person who
wields a Tanto knows better than anyone that
you cant judge on appearance alone. You have
the unique ability to see the full potential in
people and objects long before anyone else has
a clue. You are clever and are probably
underestimated a lot by others, but YOU know
who you are and exactly what you are capable
of.

What sort of Weapon best Represents your Personality? (anime pics!)
brought to you by Quizilla

[llevrok]

"Regarding the scrotal inflation guy...."

What's his name, Prince Albert?

[hattend]

Your personality is best represented by the
traditional Japanese Katano. You are brave
beyond words and rarely (if ever) act for your
own personal gain. Your honor is very
important to you, and you strive to better
yourself and help others. You try not to let
emotions get in the way of making a sound
decision, and are usually quite successful.

What sort of Weapon best Represents your Personality? (anime pics!)
brought to you by Quizilla

[Darksheare]

I will admit to hedging my bets on the test though...

[Millee]

Hee-hee! Darn misunderstandings!

A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing oxygen mask over his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a difficult, four hour, surgical procedure. A young, student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath. "Nurse", he mumbles, from behind the mask. "Are my testicles black?" Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir, I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet." He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, are my testicles black?" Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and sheepishly pulls back the covers. She raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his testicles in the other, lifting and moving them around. Then, she takes a close look and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir." The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly, "Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but, listen very, very closely...... "A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k?"

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

There were a few last week that were "dead on balls accurate". (quoting My Cousin Vinny)

[Fierce Allegiance]

I remember an episode of Fear Factor where the contestants had to eat a specified number of pig bungs. I am pretty sure I know what part of the pig that comes from - the part that hot doga are made of.

[exile]

"What's his name, Prince Albert?"

Maybe, after all, he did something with his can if I recall.

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

"What's his name, Prince Albert?"

If so, he would be know as Penis Piercing guy.

[PaulaB]

***WOW***

You're an a**hole.

Results are proven to be 98.4% accurate in test cases ;)

[Dashing Dasher]

Oh YEAH!!!

How come he didn't mention this before!


;-)

DASHER GOT DIBS!!!

[tuliptree76]

Whowouldathunkit...

I am 7% Idiot.

I am not annoying at all. In fact most people come to me for advice. Of course they annoy the hell out of me. But what can I do? I am smarter than most people.

Take the
Idiot Test
@ FualiDotCom

[r-q-tek86]

30 fun things to do when driving...

1. Vary your vehicle’s speed inversely with the speed limit.

2. Roll down your windows and blast talk radio. Attempt to head bang.

3. At stop lights, eye the person in the next car suspiciously. With a look of fear, lock your doors.

4. Two words: Chicken suit.

5. Write the words “Help me” on your back window in red paint. The more it looks like blood, the better.

6. Have conversations, looking periodically at the passenger seat, when driving alone.

7. Laugh a lot. A whole lot.

8. Stop at the green lights.

9. Go at the red ones.

10. Occasionally wave a stuffed animal/troll doll/Barbie out your window or sunroof. Feel free to make it dance.

11. Eat food that requires silverware.

12. Pass cars, then drive very slowly.

13. Sing without having the radio on.

14. Honk frequently without motivation.

15. Wave at people often. If they wave back, offer an angry look and an obscene gesture.

16. Ask people for Grey Poupon.

17. Let pedestrians know who’s boss.

18. Look behind you frequently, with a very paranoid look.

19. Restart your car at every stop light.

20. Hang numerous car-fresheners in the rear-view mirror. Talk to them, stroking them lovingly.

21. Lob burning things in the windows of smokers who throw their butts out the window.

22. While stopped at a light, piss out the window/sunroof onto other cars.

23. Paint your car with occult symbols.

24. Keep at least five cats in the car.

25. Have some passengers in the back who are having wild, noisy sex.

26. Root (cheer, not snuffle in the mud) for fire trucks.

27. Stop and collect road kill.

28. Stop and pray to road kill.

29. Throw Spam.

30. Get in the fast lane and gradually...slow...down... to a stop. Then get out and watch the cars.

[Darksheare]

Hunh??

Your personality is best represented by the
traditional Japanese Katana. You are brave
beyond words and rarely (if ever) act for your
own personal gain. Your honor is very
important to you, and you strive to better
yourself and help others. You try not to let
emotions get in the way of making a sound
decision, and are usually quite successful.

What sort of Weapon best Represents your Personality? (anime pics!)
brought to you by Quizilla

[Darksheare]

I shall check this out...

Yes, I am addicted too..
8-D

[Petronski]

"Do you play a banjo" should be one of the questions.

Yeah, with a followup like "has a good country tune ever made you want to play the 'air banjo'?" as a follow up. LOL