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*** OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD ***
7/29/05
| TheBigB
Posted on 07/29/2005 8:38:20 AM PDT by TheBigB
Pssst...c'mere.
Yeah, you. C'mere.
I gotta secret to tellya.
IT'S FRIDAAAAAAAAYYYY!!!! :o)
Gather ye round for SILLINESS! The weekend is almost (well, in a few hours) upon us! Time to kick back, relax, and have a little fun!
"I tawt I taw a Fwiday Silliness Thwead!"


Joe Cool sez, "It's Friday, dude!"


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To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick; The_Victor
401
posted on
07/29/2005 11:25:44 AM PDT
by
Fierce Allegiance
(This ain't your granddaddy's America)
To: najida; hattend
**LOL** Mom would be so proud!!
I am 37% Hippie.
I need to step away from the tie-dye. I smell too good to be a hippie and my dad is probably a cop. Being a hippie is not a fashion craze, man. It was a way of life, in the 60s, man.
402
posted on
07/29/2005 11:26:06 AM PDT
by
PaulaB
(Sometimes You Feel Like A Nut......Sometimes You Don't)
To: llevrok
Two men sat in a bar and one said, "Say, how is your new secretary?
"Oh, I had to fire her."
Fire her! How come ?
Well, it all started a week ago last Thursday on my 49th birthday. I was never so depressed.
What has that to do with it ?
Well, I came down for breakfast & my wife never mentioned a thing about by birthday. A few minutes later the kids came down and I was sure they would wish me a Happy Birthday.. but not one word. As I said, I was most depressed.
But, when I arrived at the office, my secretary greeted me with, "Happy Birthday" and I was glad that someone remembered. At noon time she suggested that it was a beautiful day and that she would like to take me to lunch , intimate little place in the country. Well it was nice and we had a couple of martini's.
On the way back, she said that it was too nice to return to the office and suggested that we go to her apartment where she could give me another Martini. That also appealed to me and after another drink and a cigarette,she asked to be excused while she changed into something more comfortable.
A few minutes later, the bedroom door opened and out came my secretary, my wife and my children with a birthday cake, singing "Happy Birthday".... and there I sat with nothing on but my socks !!!!
To: najida
I am 10% Metrosexual.
I need some advice. I need to STOP BUYING MY CLOTHS AT WAL-MART!!!! I will never land a decent woman unless I shave this nasty facial hair, and spend more then $5 on a haircut.
404
posted on
07/29/2005 11:26:41 AM PDT
by
hattend
(Alaska....in a time warp all it's own!)
To: Dashing Dasher
Intriguing. What's the second most forgotten one? I also missed Sputnik. I said Soyuz.
To: OSHA
406
posted on
07/29/2005 11:26:54 AM PDT
by
Fierce Allegiance
(This ain't your granddaddy's America)
To: Fierce Allegiance
What is your real score? Do tell.
407
posted on
07/29/2005 11:27:11 AM PDT
by
Jersey Republican Biker Chick
(People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
To: hattend
408
posted on
07/29/2005 11:27:24 AM PDT
by
PaulaB
(Sometimes You Feel Like A Nut......Sometimes You Don't)
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
20% for me...I own a VW which threw me over the top I think.
409
posted on
07/29/2005 11:27:48 AM PDT
by
Hoodlum91
(Proud Owner of a Fighting West Virginia Mountain Cat)
To: BJClinton
Regarding the scrotal inflation guy....how? Why?
Nevermind, I'm not sure I'd survive long knowing.
410
posted on
07/29/2005 11:28:22 AM PDT
by
Petronski
(I love Cyborg!)
To: Darksheare
411
posted on
07/29/2005 11:29:07 AM PDT
by
tuliptree76
(I'm sailing on the wide accountancy.)
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
412
posted on
07/29/2005 11:29:43 AM PDT
by
Fierce Allegiance
(This ain't your granddaddy's America)
To: hattend
I am 17% Geek.
I wanna be a geek. But I'm not. Why would I even want to be one. Do I think it's fun? I should try writting an online test application at 1 am in my underwear
413
posted on
07/29/2005 11:30:02 AM PDT
by
hattend
(Alaska....in a time warp all it's own!)
To: hattend
I am 26% Hippie.
I need to step away from the tie-dye. I smell too good to be a hippie and my dad is probably a cop. Being a hippie is not a fashion craze, man. It was a way of life, in the 60s, man.
414
posted on
07/29/2005 11:30:06 AM PDT
by
CSM
( If the government has taken your money, it has fulfilled its Social Security promises. (dufekin))
Comment #415 Removed by Moderator
To: Petronski
"Regarding the scrotal inflation guy....how? Why?"
I have no idea what you're talking about, but that never stopped me from offering an opinion before, so I'll just guess, "Because it's there"
416
posted on
07/29/2005 11:30:45 AM PDT
by
exile
(Exile - Helen Thomas tried to lure me into her Gingerbread House.)
To: PaulaB
Check out these types of crossbred dogs...
Pointer + Setter = Poinsetter, a traditional Christmas pet
Kerry Blue Terrier + Skye Terrier = Blue Skye, a dog for visionaries
Great Pyrenees + Dachshund = Pyradachs, a puzzling breed
Pekingnese + Lhasa Apso = Peekasso, an abstract dog
Irish Water Spaniel + English Springer Spaniel = Irish Springer, a dog fresh and clean as a whistle
Labrador Retriever + Curly Coated Retriever = Lab Coat Retriever, the choice of research scientists everywhere
Newfoundland + Basset Hound = Newfound Asset Hound, a dog for financial advisors
Terrier + Bulldog = Terribull, a dog that makes awful mistakes
Bloodhound + Labrador = Blabador, a dog that barks incessantly
Malamute + Pointer = Moot Point, a dog that....oh, well, it doesn't matter anyway
Collie + Malamute = Commute, a dog that travels to work
Deerhound + Terrier = Derriere, a dog that's true to the end
Bull Terrier + Shitzu = Bullshitz, a gregarious but unreliable breed
417
posted on
07/29/2005 11:30:48 AM PDT
by
r-q-tek86
(Mind Like A Steel Trap - Rusty And Illegal In 37 States)
To: Fierce Allegiance
Please, who are you trying to fool?
418
posted on
07/29/2005 11:30:49 AM PDT
by
Jersey Republican Biker Chick
(People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
To: hattend
Uh oh....
I am 39% White Trash.
The white trash in my blood will not keep me from becoming a doctor or a lawyer, but it will keep me from a good haircut and any sort of fashion sense.
419
posted on
07/29/2005 11:31:37 AM PDT
by
Petronski
(I love Cyborg!)
To: Responsibility1st
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