*** OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD ***

7/29/05 | TheBigB

[TheBigB]

Pssst...c'mere.

Yeah, you. C'mere.

I gotta secret to tellya.

IT'S FRIDAAAAAAAAYYYY!!!! :o)

Gather ye round for SILLINESS! The weekend is almost (well, in a few hours) upon us! Time to kick back, relax, and have a little fun!

"I tawt I taw a Fwiday Silliness Thwead!"

Joe Cool sez, "It's Friday, dude!"

[The_Victor]

You realize that the bunghole is the hole in the side of a wooden keg that is used to fill it?

[Petronski]

Uh oh....

I am 39% White Trash.

The white trash in my blood will not keep me from becoming a doctor or a lawyer, but it will keep me from a good haircut and any sort of fashion sense.

[EX52D]

Hey, me too!

[Darksheare]

I have to.
I get so fuzzled in the noggin that I forget who to ping to threads despite having ping lists..

[Darksheare]

83%

[Fierce Allegiance]

And here I though it was the hole in the top of an oil barrel. I learn something new every day.

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

You are best represented by the Scythe. Long
considered the weapon of choice by the grim
reaper and a number of other so-called 'evil'
entities, your weapon reflects your negative
views of many of life's aspects. Most people
would say that you are way out there and have a
twisted approach to living, but what do they
know?

What sort of Weapon best Represents your Personality? (anime pics!)
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[r-q-tek86]

You realize that the bunghole is the hole in the side of a wooden keg that is used to fill it?

You forgot the *Bevis Voice* tag on the front of this...

[PaulaB]

Your personality is best represented by the
traditional Japanese Katana. You are brave
beyond words and rarely (if ever) act for your
own personal gain. Your honor is very
important to you, and you strive to better
yourself and help others. You try not to let
emotions get in the way of making a sound
decision, and are usually quite successful.

What sort of Weapon best Represents your Personality? (anime pics!)
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[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

Wow, aren't you the sexual freak.

[hattend]

"Do you play a banjo" should be one of the questions.

[PaulaB]

Bloodhound + Labrador = Blabador, a dog that barks incessantly

I use to own one of these I think!!!! ;)

[Constitution Day]

That is also correct.

Same for an underground storage tank, but we call that a "tank bung" for short.

[The_Victor]

And here I though it was the hole in the top of an oil barrel. I learn something new every day.

You're still correct. It applies to barrels too.

[PaulaB]

Most people would say that you are way out there and have a twisted approach to living, but what do they know?

That had me laughing out loud.... ;)

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

heh...heh...Like, you said bunghole...heh...heh...heh

[BJClinton]

Somebody finally commented.

[llevrok]

A mail man has been delivering to the same neighborhood for years. Every morning, it is, "Hello Mrs. Smith. Hi Jimmy" and so on.

One day he walks up on the porch of the Jones house. Mrs. Jones greets him at the door, wearing nothing but a flimsy negligee. She invites him in and, as these jokes go, they find themselves soon in a bed.

Afterwords, she cooks him a nice breakfast and then gives him a dollar bill.

"Mrs. Jones", he says. "I have been delivering you mail for years. It has always been, 'Hi Carl / Hi Mrs. Jones' I don't understand what all this is about."

"Well, Carl. Last night I told my husband that today was your birthday and I wanted to do something special to thank you for all the years of good mail delivery. So I asked him what to do. He said, "F him, give him a buck!!!!!' "Breakfast was my idea!"

[r-q-tek86]

Personality Test

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

Now why is that soooo funny?