Posted on 07/29/2005 8:38:20 AM PDT by TheBigB
Pssst...c'mere.
Yeah, you. C'mere.
I gotta secret to tellya.
IT'S FRIDAAAAAAAAYYYY!!!! :o)
Gather ye round for SILLINESS! The weekend is almost (well, in a few hours) upon us! Time to kick back, relax, and have a little fun!
"I tawt I taw a Fwiday Silliness Thwead!"
Joe Cool sez, "It's Friday, dude!" 
A story that points out the dangers of not doing so.
THE VALUE OF UNDIES
From the Sydney, Australia, Morning Herald comes this story of a central west couple who drove their car to K-Mart only to have their car break down in the parking lot.
The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the car there in the lot. The wife returned an hour later to see a small group of people near the car. On closer inspection she saw a pair of male legs protruding from under the chassis. Although the man was in shorts, his lack of underpants turned private parts into glaringly public ones. Unable to stand the embarrassment she dutifully stepped forward, quickly put her hand UP his shorts and tucked everything back into place. On regaining her feet she looked across the hood and found herself staring at her husband who was standing idly by............
The mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his head.
-Eric
I'm currently scrubbing my skull out with 91% isopropyl.
Heh. Before the "Rohypnol can kill you" thing came out and the stuff was legal I went out partying on 6th street with my friends...had a bouncer waking me up at 4AM in a stall of a womans restroom...in a gay bar.
I got quite a workout on the OFST last week for crackin' wise on the senior set, but I'll try your quiz.
01. After the Lone Ranger saved the day and rode off into the sunset, the grateful citizens would ask, "Who was that masked man?" Invariably, someone would answer, "I don't know, but he left this behind." "What did he leave behind?_______________________.
A. Tonto. He was sick of hearing him complain about how they don't "talk" anymore on the rides home.
02. When the Beatles first came to the U.S.in early 1964, we all watched them on the, _______________ show.
A. The 1965 Doctor Who Episode, the Chase.
03. Get your kicks, _______________.
A. Break me off a piece of that Kit Kat Bar?
04. The story you are about to see is true. The names have been changed ____________________.
A. For political correctness. Tonights muslim terrorist will be called Steve O'Hara.
05. In the jungle, the mighty jungle, _________________________.
A. The lion sleeps tonight (I actually knew one!)
06. After the twist, the mashed potatoes, and the watusi, we "danced" under a stick that was lowered as low as we could go in a dance called the_________________________.
A. Pole dancing.
07. N_E_S_T_L_E_S, Nestle's makes the very best, _______________.
A. Baby Formula (very bad bad joke)
08. Satchmo was America's "ambassador of goodwill." Our parents shared this great jazz trumpet player with us. His name was, ____________________.
A. Sancho Panza
09. What takes a licking and keeps on ticking? __________________.
A. Heheheheheheheh (don't say dasher, don't say dasher...)
10. Red Skeltons hobo character was _______________________. and he always ended his television show by saying,"Good night, and _____________________________."
A1 - Schitzo Pete.
A2 - Give me sum money Biotch!
11. Some Americans who protested the Vietnam war did so by burning their_________________.
A. Wacky Tobacky
12. The cute little car with the engine in the back and the trunk in the front, was called the VW. What other names did it go by?_____________________&_________________
A. the thing on the back of the tow-truck, and the Hitler-mobile
13. In 1971, singer Don MacLean sang a song about, "the day the music died." This was a tribute to __________________________.
A. The untimely death of Dr. Demento (who is very much alive).
14. We can remember the first satellite placed into orbit The Russians did it; it was called ____________.
A. Sputnick. (See I gots brains, I'm not just another pretty face and muscular rear)
15. One of the big fads of the late 50's and 60's was a large plastic ring that we twirled around our waist; it was called the __________.
A. Michael Moore Super Fun Belt.
Answers.... in a few posts
http://gorillamask.net/dogfc.shtml
Worth checking out!
That's ridiculous! Are you series? This could be hugh!
YOWCH!
Mental image I have of the bouncer is a near 7 foot tall woman with arms bigger than Ahnolds, and a voice as deep as Barry White's voice.
(Don't laugh, I met one!)
Check your birth certificate - I have no idea.
Not so hugh as it is "Unnnngh!" but it's twoo.
I'll bring it tonight. Did you pack my sleeping bag and crab pots?
YOMANK
Good grief. Not "office" friendly? Your warning should read "not psyche friendly!"
LOL! I don't have any crab pots, but plenty of sleeping bags.
OMG.
I am seriously not posting my score here.
Coincidence?
I think not.
You MUST have cheated...
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