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I got quite a workout on the OFST last week for crackin' wise on the senior set, but I'll try your quiz.

01. After the Lone Ranger saved the day and rode off into the sunset, the grateful citizens would ask, "Who was that masked man?" Invariably, someone would answer, "I don't know, but he left this behind." "What did he leave behind?_______________________.

A. Tonto. He was sick of hearing him complain about how they don't "talk" anymore on the rides home.

02. When the Beatles first came to the U.S.in early 1964, we all watched them on the, _______________ show.

A. The 1965 Doctor Who Episode, the Chase.

03. Get your kicks, _______________.

A. Break me off a piece of that Kit Kat Bar?

04. The story you are about to see is true. The names have been changed ____________________.

A. For political correctness. Tonights muslim terrorist will be called Steve O'Hara.

05. In the jungle, the mighty jungle, _________________________.

A. The lion sleeps tonight (I actually knew one!)

06. After the twist, the mashed potatoes, and the watusi, we "danced" under a stick that was lowered as low as we could go in a dance called the_________________________.

A. Pole dancing.

07. N_E_S_T_L_E_S, Nestle's makes the very best, _______________.

A. Baby Formula (very bad bad joke)

08. Satchmo was America's "ambassador of goodwill." Our parents shared this great jazz trumpet player with us. His name was, ____________________.

A. Sancho Panza

09. What takes a licking and keeps on ticking? __________________.

A. Heheheheheheheh (don't say dasher, don't say dasher...)

10. Red Skeltons hobo character was _______________________. and he always ended his television show by saying,"Good night, and _____________________________."

A1 - Schitzo Pete.
A2 - Give me sum money Biotch!

11. Some Americans who protested the Vietnam war did so by burning their_________________.

A. Wacky Tobacky

12. The cute little car with the engine in the back and the trunk in the front, was called the VW. What other names did it go by?_____________________&_________________

A. the thing on the back of the tow-truck, and the Hitler-mobile

13. In 1971, singer Don MacLean sang a song about, "the day the music died." This was a tribute to __________________________.

A. The untimely death of Dr. Demento (who is very much alive).

14. We can remember the first satellite placed into orbit The Russians did it; it was called ____________.

A. Sputnick. (See I gots brains, I'm not just another pretty face and muscular rear)

15. One of the big fads of the late 50's and 60's was a large plastic ring that we twirled around our waist; it was called the __________.

A. Michael Moore Super Fun Belt.

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