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*** OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD ***
7/29/05 | TheBigB

Posted on 07/29/2005 8:38:20 AM PDT by TheBigB

Pssst...c'mere.

Yeah, you. C'mere.

I gotta secret to tellya.

IT'S FRIDAAAAAAAAYYYY!!!! :o)

Gather ye round for SILLINESS! The weekend is almost (well, in a few hours) upon us! Time to kick back, relax, and have a little fun!

"I tawt I taw a Fwiday Silliness Thwead!"

Joe Cool sez, "It's Friday, dude!"



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To: EX52D

I with you. Drink 'em up!!


221 posted on 07/29/2005 9:35:11 AM PDT by Jersey Republican Biker Chick (People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
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To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
Me and Jose are no longer on speaking terms.

My brain scares me sometimes. I read that as, "Me and Jose are no longer on spanking terms." LOL

222 posted on 07/29/2005 9:35:16 AM PDT by The_Victor (I'm adrift, my tagline just snapped)
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To: appalachian_dweller

I am not as think as you drunk I am.


223 posted on 07/29/2005 9:35:51 AM PDT by Jersey Republican Biker Chick (People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
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To: pamlet

Born in 1962 - a friend sent me the quiz and I thought it would be fun.

I got all - except Freddy the Freeloader!

;-)


224 posted on 07/29/2005 9:35:57 AM PDT by Dashing Dasher (In life... the learning curve is vertical!)
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To: Responsibility1st

Didn't see it. It made the rounds in a few state gvmt email systems. People need to be informed that there are threads for that sort of thing and they ain't in news/activism.


225 posted on 07/29/2005 9:36:14 AM PDT by BJClinton (Are you aware that the First Amendment secures your right to refrain from incessant carping?)
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My mother called me up recently. She heard a joke on her local radio station and just *had* to call and tell me:

Bill Clinton jogs the same route in NYC every day. Every day he passes a hooker on her corner. Every day she calls out, "Fifty dollars." Bill is tempted and counters, "Five dollars!" The ho' just shakes her head no way. Every day.

One day Hillary decides she needs to accompany Bill on his jog - just to be sure he's keeping out of trouble. This makes Bill nervous because he knows they'll be passing the corner with the Fifty-dollar ho'. When they get there, the ho' takes one look at Hillary and yells out,

"See what you get for five dollars???!!!"

226 posted on 07/29/2005 9:36:33 AM PDT by Lil'freeper ("If you want to get happy, birthday cake is the way to go." -- Stephanie Plum)
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To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick

Playin' Army. She laughed.


227 posted on 07/29/2005 9:36:38 AM PDT by r-q-tek86 (Mind Like A Steel Trap - Rusty And Illegal In 37 States)
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To: Dashing Dasher
Glad we're having fun with this!

Yeah, it was a good post, thank you!

I still can't believe I forgot Timex... :)

228 posted on 07/29/2005 9:36:53 AM PDT by proud American in Canada
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To: The_Victor; Dashing Dasher
"My brain scares me sometimes. I read that as, "Me and Jose are no longer on spanking terms." LOL"

I've been associated with many spanking posts here.

229 posted on 07/29/2005 9:37:09 AM PDT by Jersey Republican Biker Chick (People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
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To: appalachian_dweller

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a pre-frontal lobotomy.


231 posted on 07/29/2005 9:37:57 AM PDT by llevrok (Semper Conservitatus)
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To: r-q-tek86

Glad I could help!!


232 posted on 07/29/2005 9:38:01 AM PDT by Jersey Republican Biker Chick (People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
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To: TheBigB
Spongebob Squareskirt!

LOL!!!

Is he related to this guy?

Image hosted by Photobucket.com

233 posted on 07/29/2005 9:39:38 AM PDT by Dashing Dasher (In life... the learning curve is vertical!)
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To: trisham
Once upon a time, there was a nonconforming sparrow whodecided not to fly south for the winter. However, soon the weather turned so cold he reluctlantly started to fly south. In short time ice began to form on his wings and he fell to earth in a barnyard almost frozen.

A cow passed by and crapped on the little sparrow. The sparrow thought it was the end. But.. the manure warmed him and defrosted his wings. Warm and happy, able to breathe, he started to sing.

Just then a large cat came by and hearing the chirping, investigated the sounds. The cat cleared away the manure, found the chirping bird and promptly ate him.
The moral of the story:
1. everyone who S_ _ts on you is necessarily your enemy.
2. Everyone who gets you out of the S_ _T is not necessarily your friend.
3. And, if your warm and happy in a pile of S_ _t, keep your mouth shut.
234 posted on 07/29/2005 9:39:40 AM PDT by newfrpr04
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To: appalachian_dweller

Next morning...naked...trying to focus through bloodshot eyes...handshake..."Hi, my name is ____, what's yours? Where am I?"


235 posted on 07/29/2005 9:39:45 AM PDT by EX52D
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To: BJClinton
This is just so wierd yet fascinating.

http://www.izpitera.ru/lj/tetka.swf
236 posted on 07/29/2005 9:39:50 AM PDT by BJClinton (Are you aware that the First Amendment secures your right to refrain from incessant carping?)
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To: llevrok

Heard this the other day (not about drinking though)

Better over the hill than under it!

Was a good saying for my 40th Bday.


237 posted on 07/29/2005 9:39:52 AM PDT by appalachian_dweller (Islam is a death cult. Mohammad was an insane, war mongering, ignorant pedophile!)
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To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
Glad I could help!!

mind wandering... mental image of you "helping"... (refer to tagline)

238 posted on 07/29/2005 9:40:00 AM PDT by r-q-tek86 (Mind Like A Steel Trap - Rusty And Illegal In 37 States)
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To: llevrok

LOL!!


239 posted on 07/29/2005 9:40:13 AM PDT by Constitution Day
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To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick; The_Victor
I've been associated with many spanking posts here.

I resemble that remark!

240 posted on 07/29/2005 9:40:44 AM PDT by Dashing Dasher (In life... the learning curve is vertical!)
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