Posted on 07/29/2005 8:38:20 AM PDT by TheBigB
Pssst...c'mere.
Yeah, you. C'mere.
I gotta secret to tellya.
IT'S FRIDAAAAAAAAYYYY!!!! :o)
Gather ye round for SILLINESS! The weekend is almost (well, in a few hours) upon us! Time to kick back, relax, and have a little fun!
"I tawt I taw a Fwiday Silliness Thwead!"
Joe Cool sez, "It's Friday, dude!" 
Where did that come from!???
8 p.m.-ish here. Sipping a cold one and about to go join my colleagues poolside.
Two open bottles of ketchup? There's gotta be some sort of psychosis associated with that.
My Grandson
Hey wait, I was the total asshole. I received the honor last Friday from the quiz.
Watch the language, please.
Hey, what's in the bowl? ;)
Aww, he's so cute!
Is it true that you're looking forward to being in NotIraq more now than you were yesterday?
You got it! I look forward to it more every day. First thought when I wake up each morning is the countdown of the days.
T-minus 17 and counting until I can go to the Real World for a couple of weeks. W'HOOOOO!!
01. After the Lone Ranger saved the day and rode off into the sunset, the grateful citizens would ask, "Who was that masked man?" Invariably, someone would answer, "I don't know, but he left this behind." "What did he leave behind?_______________________.
I watched this every Saturday morning with my dad on a black and white t.v., but this one escapes me for now.
02. When the Beatles first came to the U.S.in early 1964, we all watched them on the, _______________ show.
Ed Sullivan Show.
03. Get your kicks, _______________.
On Route 66.
04. The story you are about to see is true. The names have been changed ____________________.
To protect the innocent?
05. In the jungle, the mighty jungle, _________________________.
The lion sleeps tonight (oh wee oh wep oh wee oh wep, LOL!
06. After the twist, the mashed potatoes, and the watusi, we "danced" under a stick that was lowered as low as we could go in a dance called the_________________________.
The Limbo
07. N_E_S_T_L_E_S, Nestle's makes the very best, _______________.
Not sure, Cocoa comes to mind.
08. Satchmo was America's "ambassador of goodwill." Our parents shared this great jazz trumpet player with us. His name was, ____________________.
Louis Armstrong, if I'm not mistaken.
09. What takes a licking and keeps on ticking? __________________.
Oh, darn it, some kind of watch. I just can't remember...
10. Red Skeltons hobo character was _______________________. and he always ended his television show by saying,"Good night, and _____________________________."
I can't remember this one.
11. Some Americans who protested the Vietnam war did so by burning their_________________.
draft cards.
12. The cute little car with the engine in the back and the trunk in the front, was called the VW. What other names did it go by?_____________________&_________________
The Beatle and the Bug.
13. In 1971, singer Don MacLean sang a song about, "the day the music died." This was a tribute to __________________________.
Buddy Holly.
14. We can remember the first satellite placed into orbit The Russians did it; it was called ____________.
Sputnik?
15. One of the big fads of the late 50's and 60's was a large plastic ring that we twirled around our waist; it was called the __________.
hula hoop.
Okay, I hope I haven't completely embarrassed myself. :)
:0)
You're welcome. Glad you enjoyed them.
Here are a few more:
Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: 'Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!'
Whistle the first seven notes of 'It's a Small World' incessantly.
Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
Walk on with a cooler that says 'human head' on the side.
Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce 'You're one of THEM!' and move to the far corner of the elevator.
Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.
Say 'Ding!' at each floor.
Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
Announce in a demonic voice: 'I must find a more suitable host body.'
Well, I'm pretty much grossed out for the rest of the day...THANKS!
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