Posted on 07/29/2005 7:51:34 AM PDT by pissant
Keystone Light
You need 30 beers in one package but you only have $10. Also, for some reason you need to get drunk. There is a slight possibility that your taste buds were destroyed in some horrible accident during your days as a fire breather with a traveling freak show, enabling you to consume many Keystones without making a horrifed, disgusted face every time you swallow.
Bud Light
You need 30 beers in one package but you only have $10. Also, for some reason you need to get drunk. There is a slight possibility that your taste buds were destroyed in some horrible accident during your days as a fire breather with a traveling freak show, enabling you to consume many Keystones without making a horrifed, disgusted face every time you swallow.
Original Coors
You have never met me, because I don't know anyone who drinks this beer. I imagine, though, that you are some sort of mountain man with a scruffy beard who could use refreshment after spending weeks in the Rockies distancing himself from the trivialities of the modern world.
Corona Extra
You are married, live in the suburbs and are having friends over for a barbecue. There is also a chance that you really enjoy limes, but are having a difficult time working them into your diet. Small things amuse you and you enjoy watching the lime fizzle in the bottle after you stick your finger in and turn it upside down to achieve maximum limey pleasure.
Stag
Your stomach did something to make you angry and now you are returning the favor. You enjoy spending time on the toilet and will do it often for about three days if you drink a six pack of this beer-flavored laxative. Hunting is probably one of your hobbies and the red deer on the gold can is understandably difficult to pass up. Also, you may have lost a bet or are blind and could not tell which beer you were purchasing.
Guinness
You consider yourself something of a serious beer connoisseur. Undoubtedly you enjoy the occasional cup of coffee, as your choice of beer has a similar taste. When at a pub you like to partake in this brand because the foam on the top provides the opportunity for you to get a foam mustache and show your friends how funny you look. If you drink this beer regularly, you most likely claim some degree of Irish heritage. In all likelihood there was/is a "Guinness is Good For You" sign in your dorm/fraternity room/apartment.
Old Style (better known as Doggy Style)
You are at Wrigley Field watching the Cubs. There is no other excuse to drink this.
Michelob Ultra
You desire to be fit and attractive very much, but are unwilling to give up things—like beer drinking—that are necessary to achieve this goal. The word "carbs" was an important part of your vocabulary during the low carbs craze, but you are not really sure what the benefits of cutting carbs out of your diet might be. However, to be safe, you will drink a beer that claims to be low in carbs.
Can't get enough of that wonderful stuff.
Of course it is only sold in Springfield, and perhaps Shelbyville.
Almost forgetting Hoppin' Gator is one of its better side effects.
Knickerbocker.
Rheingold.
Red Tail Ale is good.
...but are we necessarily talking "good?"
My favorite German Beer is Warsteiner.
When I was in High School (now we're going WAY back). I went on a trip with the French club to Montreal (I never took a lick of French, just wanted to go on the trip). We went and bought a couple of cases of Labatts (shows you how long ago it was, there were no laws against minors buying beer). I got so drunk I passed out, and the next day was sick as a dog. I could never drink Labatts again...
Officer! I swear to drunk I'm not God.
Oh, well more beer for us then. Maybe he is napping or out having fun.
LOL! I used to see the longliner swordfishing boats stock up in Gloucester for their 4-8 week trips and they did the same.
"I think your car says as much as the beer you drink! LOL! :)"
That car was the bomb, FA. I would drive in snowstorms on I-80 from State College back home. With riders paying 5 bucks each way. Gas was 84 cents. Never got stuck either.
OOOPS. This thread is about beer. My bad.
Good idea - but you weren't my first ping.
FYI... I like vodka - but when beer is the choice - I prefer Fat Tire, Gordon Biersch Marzen, Sierra Pale Ale if I'm just having one or two.
Coors Light - if I'm drinking all day and want to spend time in the ladies' room.
Blue is good, DAMN GOOD!, but you have to get it in canada. the US stuff isn't the same.
So where is the OFST?
I just needed to ask!!
I prefer LoneStar Light myself. Its a good cheap beer.
And I am way beyond cheap.
I know men who drink this beer....they are "men's men," and I just LOVE them.
Anyone remember Falstaff? I never found two cans that tasted the same.
DOH!
When out with the guys I end up with Bud. I do drink other beer though.
That's what I call "Horny Beer". Every time my old boyfriend would go and drink that stuff, he'd come back all lovey and romantic. Pescheur 36/15 (expensive, hard to find) is also called "The Love Beer" for much the same reason. The distributor I used to go to had to special order 2 cases a month for two customers: a lesbian couple and a 75 year old man. Go figure!
Ok, I gave up drinking years ago, but my beer of choice was Old Milwaukee. What does that say?
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