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What Your Beer Says About You
National Lampoon ^
| 1/2005
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Posted on 07/29/2005 7:51:34 AM PDT by pissant
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To: pissant
Yes, if the word "good" is omitted. ;o) Damn.... fine print!!
LOL!
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Good old Lone Star beer!
I used to love the taste when I was a kid...always sneaking sips when no one was looking.
Got snockered on my a$$ when I was around 7. Drug a chair to the refrigerator, pulled the beer down from the top shelf while my sister was 'watching' me (yeah, right;)... and drank the entire 6 pack.
My poor Mom thought I'd lost my mind when she got back, since I was running into furniture, falling down, laughing like a fool.
She had me in the car and on the way to the emergency room when I ralphed beer all over everything.
Man...... I got in SO much trouble for that! :)
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posted on
07/29/2005 10:15:57 AM PDT
by
MamaTexan
( I'll TRY to behave........ I'll TRY to behave........ I'll TRY to behave........)
To: pissant
I wonder how many states still have that silly 3.2% law.
Was in Colorado earlier this month - they still have that law on Sundays. 3.2% beer tastes wierd.
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posted on
07/29/2005 10:16:38 AM PDT
by
elc
To: onyx
Hey, it's as good as any other US lager, IMO.
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posted on
07/29/2005 10:20:39 AM PDT
by
pissant
To: colorcountry
Good point. Or stock an extra fridge with good beer once a month. Either way works just fine!
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posted on
07/29/2005 10:21:38 AM PDT
by
pissant
To: CONSERVE; Argh
I guess I can't call you a Canucklehead. ;o)
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posted on
07/29/2005 10:22:12 AM PDT
by
pissant
To: Ditto
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posted on
07/29/2005 10:22:40 AM PDT
by
pissant
To: MamaTexan
That's a helluva story. No wonder you don't drink beer anymore! LOL
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posted on
07/29/2005 10:28:27 AM PDT
by
pissant
To: elc
Yes, the last thing american beer needs is to be watered down to 3.2%.
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posted on
07/29/2005 10:30:09 AM PDT
by
pissant
To: pissant
189
posted on
07/29/2005 11:08:37 AM PDT
by
cowboyway
(My heroes have always been cowboys.)
To: MamaTexan
Minus but not in a bad way
To: Ditto
You're a guy, ain't ya ;)
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posted on
07/29/2005 11:15:46 AM PDT
by
najida
(Now living with cutting edge 1950's technology.)
To: najida
192
posted on
07/29/2005 11:25:45 AM PDT
by
Ditto
( No trees were killed in sending this message, but billions of electrons were inconvenienced.)
No one has mentioned my personal favorites: Natty Ice, Country Club, and Icehouse. Oh well, I'm a cheapskate...
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posted on
07/29/2005 11:28:45 AM PDT
by
TheSpottedOwl
("President Bush, start building that wall"!)
To: pissant
Interesting.....about 8 months ago I switched to Michelob-Ultra (on tap, I LOVE keg beer) as a compromise, my Dr. wanted me to quit drinking beer altogether!!! I told him I sooner shoot myself!!
Anyway, my last appointment with him was yesterday and he was extremely pleased with my overall health.
}^)
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posted on
07/29/2005 11:51:44 AM PDT
by
The SISU kid
(Politicians are like Slinkies. Good for nothing. But you smile when you push them down the stairs)
To: pissant
The lowlight of my music career was when my band was paid in bad pizza and Milwaukee's Best Light. And we drank every drop!
To: pissant
What's this picture say about my beer????
}^)
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posted on
07/29/2005 11:58:23 AM PDT
by
The SISU kid
(Politicians are like Slinkies. Good for nothing. But you smile when you push them down the stairs)
To: pissant
I'm a Pilsener Urquell man. I guess that means that I secretly want to be a Czech hop farmer.
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posted on
07/29/2005 12:00:21 PM PDT
by
Clemenza
(Life Ain't Fair, GET OVER IT!)
To: pissant
Of course if you drink Zima, you are queerer than a white sale at Pottery Barn.
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posted on
07/29/2005 12:01:16 PM PDT
by
Clemenza
(Life Ain't Fair, GET OVER IT!)
To: Lil'freeper
Good Irish Beer. May I have another ma'am?
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posted on
07/29/2005 12:06:20 PM PDT
by
big'ol_freeper
("Freedom consists not in doing what we like, but in having the right to do what we ought." Pope JPII)
To: pissant
Haven't read the thread yet. However, I'm drinking Milwaukee's Best right now. (Hey, It's cheap and tastes OK.)
I just cut the lawn, and it ain't p**s water. (However it will be sweat water.)
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