Harry, you are either the biggest BSer on FR or an idiot. You don't get along with your neighbors, you're an admitted alcoholic, and you give gifts to little girls in the neighborhood.
Why not get a pony? Go for it. Buy a pony and a case of beer and some Rubiks cubes and sit back and relax. Of course you'll need a shovel for the real sh#t, but I'm sure you can handle that.
I can't think of one post I've made to FR which was BS. There might have been one, but virtually all have been quite serious. Joking, yes, but also serious.
I am not an idiot. What I am is a bit crazy and rather bored these days.
The booze is a problem, but I've been working on that.
I do get along with my neighbors -- all but that one, who no one gets along with.
I see nothing wrong with buying gifts for the local kids. I even got a computer program to help me keep track of their birthdays. I do not invite them inside my house or otherwise make any inappropriate contact with them. I just like them. Kids are, in many ways, more likeable than adults. Plus, it gives me something to do. As would the pony.
Why not get a pony? Go for it. Buy a pony and a case of beer and some Rubiks cubes and sit back and relax. Of course you'll need a shovel for the real sh#t, but I'm sure you can handle that.
I don't drink beer. Scotch is my preferred poison.
I have a professional stabling arrangement for the pony. She would have plenty of room to move around. The man who owns the stable is the person who takes rescue equines from the SPCA. He also breeds ponies. He could train me to train and care for her. He's very good.
I also have a backup arrangement.
I started out knowing nothing, but I am able to ramp up on new subjects very quickly. I'm ramping, and you folks are helping me.
I can take the razz. I'm too old to mind it.
I dunno why, but your post has me howling, tears are rolling down my cheeks...way to funny and I'm not even sure you meant it to be thusly. But OH MY GOSH.......ROFLMAO!