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To: Rodney King
Nude... Sailors... Dinghy....
Make up your own joke.
2 posted on
07/26/2005 5:39:22 PM PDT by
mwyounce
To: Rodney King
Yo ho ho and ahoy. Come about and prepare to be boarded.
3 posted on
07/26/2005 5:40:08 PM PDT by
cripplecreek
(If you must obey your party, may your chains rest lightly upon your shoulders.)
To: Rodney King
...the couple put their clothes back on after returning to the shore and were given "words of advice". Yeah! Get a Motel Room!
4 posted on
07/26/2005 5:41:18 PM PDT by
SandRat
(Duty, Honor, Country. What else needs to be said?)
To: Rodney King
They were given words of advice, a bottle of rum, and a lash.
5 posted on
07/26/2005 5:42:24 PM PDT by
thoughtomator
(How many liberties shall we give up to maintain the pretense that we are not at war with Islam?)
To: Rodney King
6 posted on
07/26/2005 5:47:51 PM PDT by
pipecorp
(Let's have a CRUSADE! , the muslim half has already started. ps. I need more cowbell!)
To: Rodney King
Come all ye young fellows that follow the sea, to my way haye, blow the man down, And pray pay attention and listen to me, Give me some time to blow the man down.
Blow the Man Down
7 posted on
07/26/2005 5:48:39 PM PDT by
mcar
To: Rodney King
Did homeland security squeeze their breasts to make sure they weren't hiding anything?
8 posted on
07/26/2005 5:48:58 PM PDT by
sergeantdave
(Member of Arbor Day Foundation, travelling the country and destroying open space)
To: Rodney King; pissant
What, no pissant ping yet!?
Gads!
LOL!
9 posted on
07/26/2005 5:52:03 PM PDT by
Michael Goldsberry
(an enemy of islam -- Joe Boucher; Leapfrog; Dr.Zoidberg; Lazamataz; ...)
To: pissant; Owl_Eagle; Dashing Dasher
pissant has taken up sailing I see!!
10 posted on
07/26/2005 5:52:11 PM PDT by
Jersey Republican Biker Chick
(People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
To: Rodney King
TOOT TOOT
12 posted on
07/26/2005 5:56:33 PM PDT by
cripplecreek
(If you must obey your party, may your chains rest lightly upon your shoulders.)
To: Rodney King
mustn't ... make ... seaman ... jokes ...
13 posted on
07/26/2005 5:58:31 PM PDT by
martin_fierro
(Size of boat/Motion of ocean/etc etc. etc.)
To: Rodney King
14 posted on
07/26/2005 6:01:17 PM PDT by
red-dawg
To: Rodney King
Totally unrelated to sex, but here's a sea-joke anyway:
A captain of his ship was sailing the seas one afternoon, when suddenly over the horizon a pirate ship was seen. The captain yells "Everyone prepare for battle, and hand me my red jacket." To which one of the crew members complied and handed him his jacket which he put on. The battle ended victoriously for the ship and his captain and they continued on in their voyage. Later, they again spotted pirates, this time two ships were a approaching. "Men, we must go to battle again! Someone get me my red jacket!" And a crew member brought the jacket and the captain put it on. After a fierce war, and a truly stunning effort of the ships crew, the pirates were defeated. Noticing a trend, one of the ships crew members approaches the captain, "Why is it every time we go to war with another ship, you request to wear your red jacket?" To which the captain replies, "Well, if for some reason I should be injured and bleed, the red jacket will not show my wounds and thus the crew will not be alarmed and worried of my condition." The crew member agrees that this is a good strategy and continues with his work. Later that day over the horizon, a massive fleet of pirate ships, 10 in all, come over the horizon. The nervous crew looks up at the captain and he yells "Everyone prepare for battle, and hand me my brown pants!"
17 posted on
07/26/2005 6:21:44 PM PDT by
kcar
(theUNsucks.com)
To: Rodney King
21 posted on
07/26/2005 6:29:02 PM PDT by
Dashing Dasher
(They are not paying attention - what you project - returns to you.)
To: Rodney King
A little off-shore drilling?
To: Rodney King
Yo ho ho it's a pirate's life for me...
Drop the drawers and give 'er the oar
Be back on the deck by three...
OHHHHHHHHHHHH
Yo ho ho....
25 posted on
07/26/2005 7:12:59 PM PDT by
rlmorel
("Innocence seldom utters outraged shrieks. Guilt does." Whittaker Chambers)
To: 1riot1ranger; albee; Argh; Bacon Man; beaureguard; bedolido; Bella_Bru; beyond the sea; ...
If this doesn't deserve a
Salacious Ping List,
ping, I don't know what does!
26 posted on
07/26/2005 7:14:06 PM PDT by
Xenalyte
(Anything is possible when you don't understand how anything happens.)
To: Rodney King
Oh, to be swimmin
With bowlegged wimmen...
28 posted on
07/26/2005 7:25:19 PM PDT by
SlowBoat407
(A living affront to Islam since 1959)
To: Petronski
the keywords are the best *lol*
32 posted on
07/26/2005 7:28:29 PM PDT by
cyborg
(That's Mrs.Petronski to you thank you very much.)
To: Rodney King
Churchill said the Royal Navy was primarily known for three traditions: sodomy, rum and the lash (and not necessarily in that order).
34 posted on
07/26/2005 7:35:12 PM PDT by
Petronski
(I love Cyborg!)
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