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NUDE SAILORS RAPPED FOR JOLLY RODGERING
UK Times Mirror ^
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Posted on 07/26/2005 5:38:09 PM PDT by Rodney King
AN AMOROUS couple who took to sea in a dinghy sparked a major rescue operation when their lovemaking was mistaken for cries for help.
Police and lifeboat crews were scrambled to waters off Torbay, Devon, after a passer-by raised the alarm.
When they reached the tiny boat, the rescuers realised nobody was in danger - but the man and woman on board were naked.
A police spokesman said the couple put their clothes back on after returning to the shore and were given "words of advice".
TOPICS: Local News
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To: Rodney King
21
posted on
07/26/2005 6:29:02 PM PDT
by
Dashing Dasher
(They are not paying attention - what you project - returns to you.)
To: martin_fierro; red-dawg
22
posted on
07/26/2005 6:29:58 PM PDT
by
Dashing Dasher
(They are not paying attention - what you project - returns to you.)
To: red-dawg
23
posted on
07/26/2005 6:44:45 PM PDT
by
Rakkasan1
(If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your thing.)
To: Rodney King
A little off-shore drilling?
To: Rodney King
Yo ho ho it's a pirate's life for me...
Drop the drawers and give 'er the oar
Be back on the deck by three...
OHHHHHHHHHHHH
Yo ho ho....
25
posted on
07/26/2005 7:12:59 PM PDT
by
rlmorel
("Innocence seldom utters outraged shrieks. Guilt does." Whittaker Chambers)
To: 1riot1ranger; albee; Argh; Bacon Man; beaureguard; bedolido; Bella_Bru; beyond the sea; ...
If this doesn't deserve a
Salacious Ping List,
ping, I don't know what does!
26
posted on
07/26/2005 7:14:06 PM PDT
by
Xenalyte
(Anything is possible when you don't understand how anything happens.)
To: Xenalyte; yoe; Yaelle; writer33; Dysart; tnlibertarian; Squantos; speedy; SlowBoat407; ...
Yo ho! Ho!?!?
I think this cries out for a ping, too...
Freeper FreePun' PING!
I note that topics include sex, damn near any nautical term you can think up, and of course, the U.K.
Just to start things off, I'm pretty sure that the cap'n of the ship discovering the couple shouted...
...wait for it...
Ahoy, mates!
27
posted on
07/26/2005 7:21:37 PM PDT
by
LibertarianInExile
(Kelo, Grutter, and Roe all have to go. Will Roberts get us there--don't know. No more Souters.)
To: Rodney King
Oh, to be swimmin
With bowlegged wimmen...
28
posted on
07/26/2005 7:25:19 PM PDT
by
SlowBoat407
(A living affront to Islam since 1959)
To: Darksheare; All
"Funny stuff!" says Dirty Bess Bonney
;o]
29
posted on
07/26/2005 7:26:48 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.)
To: SlowBoat407
30
posted on
07/26/2005 7:27:22 PM PDT
by
cyborg
(That's Mrs.Petronski to you thank you very much.)
To: LibertarianInExile
I'm sure the transom lad and bouyant lass were given a stern rebuke bound to stem any future oaring on their part.
31
posted on
07/26/2005 7:27:46 PM PDT
by
SlowBoat407
(A living affront to Islam since 1959)
To: Petronski
the keywords are the best *lol*
32
posted on
07/26/2005 7:28:29 PM PDT
by
cyborg
(That's Mrs.Petronski to you thank you very much.)
To: Monkey Face
I just generate the bad ideas.. I don't act on them.
However.. other people sometimes say, "Hey, that sounds like a good idea!"
Three words that are mutually exclusive: "Darksheare" and "Good Idea".
33
posted on
07/26/2005 7:34:02 PM PDT
by
Darksheare
(Sock Puppet of the Modz!)
To: Rodney King
Churchill said the Royal Navy was primarily known for three traditions: sodomy, rum and the lash (and not necessarily in that order).
34
posted on
07/26/2005 7:35:12 PM PDT
by
Petronski
(I love Cyborg!)
To: martin_fierro
"mustn't ... make ... seaman ... jokes ... "
Now THAT'S pussy damn good!
35
posted on
07/26/2005 7:43:47 PM PDT
by
Chena
(I'm not young enough to know everything)
To: LibertarianInExile
Thanks for the ping... Excellent of the authorities to rescue these poor souls. BTW, any successful marine rescue requires knowing the position of the people in question so they were lucky to have such an observant fellow seafarer. I've always heard something about the motion of the ocean, and now I know what that's all about.
36
posted on
07/26/2005 7:45:12 PM PDT
by
Dysart
To: Rodney King
What a shame they were interrupted. Seems they were having a hull of a good time.
37
posted on
07/26/2005 7:45:29 PM PDT
by
Chena
(I'm not young enough to know everything)
To: Chena
This gentlemen must have given her a boarding pass. Some women fall hook, line and sinker for that.
38
posted on
07/26/2005 7:47:02 PM PDT
by
Chena
(I'm not young enough to know everything)
To: Rodney King
The movie version will be rated ARRRRGH!
39
posted on
07/26/2005 8:23:12 PM PDT
by
TruthShallSetYouFree
(Abortion is to family planning what bankruptcy is to financial planning.)
To: Monkey Face
When we last saw Dirty Bess Bonney...
Yepeeee! Another round for the house! Let's get naked with those sailors!
Hey, Dirty Bess? Phone call for you!
Hello?
Yes, sir. I sure will. Good bye.
Rats! W never tells me to tone it down!
Me neither, Inubda. And I'm naked a lot more than Dirty Bess!
Well, Bender and I don't mind you running around starkers! But if Dirty Bess ever unrobes, we'll never be able to keep Iron Davy down on the farm!
40
posted on
07/26/2005 10:14:22 PM PDT
by
sonofatpatcher2
(Texas, Love & a .45-- What more could you want, campers? };^)
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