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NUDE SAILORS RAPPED FOR JOLLY RODGERING
UK Times Mirror ^ | today | some guy

Posted on 07/26/2005 5:38:09 PM PDT by Rodney King

AN AMOROUS couple who took to sea in a dinghy sparked a major rescue operation when their lovemaking was mistaken for cries for help.

Police and lifeboat crews were scrambled to waters off Torbay, Devon, after a passer-by raised the alarm.

When they reached the tiny boat, the rescuers realised nobody was in danger - but the man and woman on board were naked.

A police spokesman said the couple put their clothes back on after returning to the shore and were given "words of advice".


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1 posted on 07/26/2005 5:38:09 PM PDT by Rodney King
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To: Rodney King

Nude... Sailors... Dinghy....

Make up your own joke.


2 posted on 07/26/2005 5:39:22 PM PDT by mwyounce
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Yo ho ho and ahoy. Come about and prepare to be boarded.


3 posted on 07/26/2005 5:40:08 PM PDT by cripplecreek (If you must obey your party, may your chains rest lightly upon your shoulders.)
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...the couple put their clothes back on after returning to the shore and were given "words of advice".

Yeah! Get a Motel Room!

4 posted on 07/26/2005 5:41:18 PM PDT by SandRat (Duty, Honor, Country. What else needs to be said?)
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To: Rodney King

They were given words of advice, a bottle of rum, and a lash.


5 posted on 07/26/2005 5:42:24 PM PDT by thoughtomator (How many liberties shall we give up to maintain the pretense that we are not at war with Islam?)
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To: Rodney King

Well, blow the man down!


6 posted on 07/26/2005 5:47:51 PM PDT by pipecorp (Let's have a CRUSADE! , the muslim half has already started. ps. I need more cowbell!)
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To: Rodney King
Come all ye young fellows that follow the sea, to my way haye, blow the man down, And pray pay attention and listen to me, Give me some time to blow the man down.

Blow the Man Down

7 posted on 07/26/2005 5:48:39 PM PDT by mcar
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To: Rodney King

Did homeland security squeeze their breasts to make sure they weren't hiding anything?


8 posted on 07/26/2005 5:48:58 PM PDT by sergeantdave (Member of Arbor Day Foundation, travelling the country and destroying open space)
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To: Rodney King; pissant

What, no pissant ping yet!?

Gads!

LOL!


9 posted on 07/26/2005 5:52:03 PM PDT by Michael Goldsberry (an enemy of islam -- Joe Boucher; Leapfrog; Dr.Zoidberg; Lazamataz; ...)
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To: pissant; Owl_Eagle; Dashing Dasher
pissant has taken up sailing I see!!
10 posted on 07/26/2005 5:52:11 PM PDT by Jersey Republican Biker Chick (People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
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To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick

Sometimes, it only takes eight seconds, Babe.

;)


11 posted on 07/26/2005 5:54:07 PM PDT by Michael Goldsberry (an enemy of islam -- Joe Boucher; Leapfrog; Dr.Zoidberg; Lazamataz; ...)
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12 posted on 07/26/2005 5:56:33 PM PDT by cripplecreek (If you must obey your party, may your chains rest lightly upon your shoulders.)
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To: Rodney King
mustn't ... make ... seaman ... jokes ...
13 posted on 07/26/2005 5:58:31 PM PDT by martin_fierro (Size of boat/Motion of ocean/etc etc. etc.)
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To: Rodney King

Offshore drilling.


14 posted on 07/26/2005 6:01:17 PM PDT by red-dawg
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To: martin_fierro
Mr. Salty
15 posted on 07/26/2005 6:03:35 PM PDT by cripplecreek (If you must obey your party, may your chains rest lightly upon your shoulders.)
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To: red-dawg

Frigging in the rigging.


16 posted on 07/26/2005 6:08:52 PM PDT by Mr. Blond
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To: Rodney King
Totally unrelated to sex, but here's a sea-joke anyway:

A captain of his ship was sailing the seas one afternoon, when suddenly over the horizon a pirate ship was seen. The captain yells "Everyone prepare for battle, and hand me my red jacket." To which one of the crew members complied and handed him his jacket which he put on. The battle ended victoriously for the ship and his captain and they continued on in their voyage. Later, they again spotted pirates, this time two ships were a approaching. "Men, we must go to battle again! Someone get me my red jacket!" And a crew member brought the jacket and the captain put it on. After a fierce war, and a truly stunning effort of the ships crew, the pirates were defeated. Noticing a trend, one of the ships crew members approaches the captain, "Why is it every time we go to war with another ship, you request to wear your red jacket?" To which the captain replies, "Well, if for some reason I should be injured and bleed, the red jacket will not show my wounds and thus the crew will not be alarmed and worried of my condition." The crew member agrees that this is a good strategy and continues with his work. Later that day over the horizon, a massive fleet of pirate ships, 10 in all, come over the horizon. The nervous crew looks up at the captain and he yells "Everyone prepare for battle, and hand me my brown pants!"

17 posted on 07/26/2005 6:21:44 PM PDT by kcar (theUNsucks.com)
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To: cripplecreek

"Oh, Barnacle Bill!" </high voice>


18 posted on 07/26/2005 6:24:01 PM PDT by mikrofon (What DO you do with a drunken sailor?)
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To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick; pissant; Owl_Eagle; Dashing Dasher

NOT my fault!
I just am teh fountain of bad ideas, nobody has to ACT on them.
/ end standard denial form 3-n0tgu1lty


19 posted on 07/26/2005 6:25:12 PM PDT by Darksheare (Sock Puppet of the Modz!)
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To: mikrofon

20 posted on 07/26/2005 6:27:38 PM PDT by cripplecreek (If you must obey your party, may your chains rest lightly upon your shoulders.)
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