[Horatio Gates]

I don't know about you, but sometimes the min-pin goes on the floor.

[Slings and Arrows]

I don't know about you, but sometimes the min-pin goes on the floor.

Oooh, kinky!

[RichInOC]

That reminds me of the Joe Wambaugh novel "The Delta Star". A good part of the book involves the regulars at a cop bar, one of whom's a K-9 officer who brings his dog in with him (seems only fair--they're partners, right?). That's not the kinky part. The dog likes to climb up and fall asleep on the pool table...which wouldn't be so bad, except sometimes he apparently dreams about fine bitches (the canine type). Extremely vivid dreams. I'll leave it at that. That's the kinky part.