The Single Freeper Intro Service (Shameless Vanity)

The Impending Marriage of Cyborg and Petronski | 22 July 2005 | Army Air Corps

[Army Air Corps]

Last night, many of us read the thread wherein Petronski announced his coming marriage to madame Cyborg. (Check DRUDGE: Unnamed Senior White House source: Cyborg and Petronski to be married...). During the course of the Cyborg-Petronski Thread, the subject of a Free Republic feature wherein single Freepers can meet their fellow conservatives.

I have a simple proposition. We could start a regular thread akin to the Freeper Canteen. Such a regular thread could serve as an opportunity for single Freepers to engage in Virtual Mingling. Also, any Freepers who have single, conservative offspring would be welcome to participate so as to arrange for introductions for their kids.

Special note to Jim: Just think of how many conservative would not have met fellow right-minded folks had it not been for FR! Cyborg and Petronski owe you one.

[scott7278]

I'd like to kick the crap out of whoever taught you html/how to post pictures.

I just needed to get that off my chest.

[MNJohnnie]

I'm a single FReeper, but I'm what is considered in dating lingo as "Geographically Undesirable" or "GU."

;-)


God bless you for going back to Iraq. Clicked on your profile. Really enjoyed the pict of the cat mauling the Bill Clinton doll! :-}

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

Is that buttered popcorn? If so, it is only a matter of time before someone from Science in Public Interest knocks-down your door...

If they break down my door, they can then kiss my overweight butt and admire the fat middle fingers I give in their general direction.

[Dashing Dasher]

Maybe I should switch to decaf.

[scott7278]

You're not on dialup, are you?

[scott7278]

I was going to post something funny about waking up, but I did a Google image search with "wake up" without quotation marks and was too shocked to contine.

[sonofatpatcher2]

I'm glad you enjoyed it... But Gad! I have one hell of a hangover!!!!

Guess it is time for the hair of the dog...

You touch one of my hairs and I'll kick your a$$ so far up your back you'll have to take off your shirt to crap!

Gad! Brian, I meant I needed a beer...

[scott7278]

contine = continue

Or spell, apparently.

[RosieCotton]

Oh dear...

I'm not gonna try it, but I can imagine. Even with the safe search feature on, Google image search comes back with some rather odd stuff.

I'm also hesitant to post anything I didn't copy into my own photo archive. Had a very bad experience a few years back where some images I posted turned into...something else entirely. The hosting site was apparently very sensitive to anyone "stealing" bandwidth. It was still highly unnecessary. A simple "please don't hotlink to images" woulda been sufficient.

[RosieCotton]

Would you like a coffee refill? ;-)

[scott7278]

I guess so.

BTW, I had to appeal to the moderator to remove an old post of mine a few months back for the same reason -- I didn't want anyone to think that I had actually posted what was there.

I hope no one thought I did that.

[Do not dub me shapka broham]

Good Lord.

I'm disoriented after scrolling through this page.

(Discombobulated Smiley.)

[MNJohnnie]

If they break down my door, they can then kiss my overweight butt and admire the fat middle fingers I give in their general direction.


If they batter down your door, I suggest a nonlethal response. I keep my softball bat handy in hopes some long haired, maggot infested Move On types try to batter down my door. I figure the bat rather then the shotgun. With the shot gun it would be over too quickly for any real enjoyment. ;-}

[RosieCotton]

In my case it happened almost minutes after I posted the image.

I was appalled. Still makes me blush thinking about it.

Luckily it was in the Hobbit Hole and people there knew me well enough to know it was all a big mistake. Still...it was horrible.

[sonofatpatcher2]

Well, why do you think I drink beer on this site?

Also if you eat pleanty of cotton candy and smoke lots of cigars, it kinda takes the edge off, ya know!

[scott7278]

You're right, as you said previously -- there's no excuse for that at all.

[sonofatpatcher2]

There will be short intermission while I go over to eBay and make a little money.

Hope we do well! The High Sheriff is at the door and we are almost out of beer!

[Do not dub me shapka broham]

One of my favorite leisure activities is perusing the personal ads printed in The Nation.

I read some of them and don't know whether I should laugh or cry.

Then I realize that I'm an emotionally callous bastard, and let out a huge guffaw.

[Dashing Dasher]

Heck NO!

Not since 1999.

[Dashing Dasher]

Does that mean I should try it!?

LOL!!