The Single Freeper Intro Service (Shameless Vanity)

The Impending Marriage of Cyborg and Petronski | 22 July 2005 | Army Air Corps

[scott7278]

I'd like to kick the crap out of whoever taught you html/how to post pictures.

I just needed to get that off my chest.

[MNJohnnie]

I'm a single FReeper, but I'm what is considered in dating lingo as "Geographically Undesirable" or "GU."

;-)


God bless you for going back to Iraq. Clicked on your profile. Really enjoyed the pict of the cat mauling the Bill Clinton doll! :-}

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

Is that buttered popcorn? If so, it is only a matter of time before someone from Science in Public Interest knocks-down your door...

If they break down my door, they can then kiss my overweight butt and admire the fat middle fingers I give in their general direction.

[Dashing Dasher]

Maybe I should switch to decaf.

[scott7278]

You're not on dialup, are you?

[scott7278]

I was going to post something funny about waking up, but I did a Google image search with "wake up" without quotation marks and was too shocked to contine.

[sonofatpatcher2]

I'm glad you enjoyed it... But Gad! I have one hell of a hangover!!!!

Guess it is time for the hair of the dog...

You touch one of my hairs and I'll kick your a$$ so far up your back you'll have to take off your shirt to crap!

Gad! Brian, I meant I needed a beer...

[scott7278]

contine = continue

Or spell, apparently.

[RosieCotton]

Oh dear...

I'm not gonna try it, but I can imagine. Even with the safe search feature on, Google image search comes back with some rather odd stuff.

I'm also hesitant to post anything I didn't copy into my own photo archive. Had a very bad experience a few years back where some images I posted turned into...something else entirely. The hosting site was apparently very sensitive to anyone "stealing" bandwidth. It was still highly unnecessary. A simple "please don't hotlink to images" woulda been sufficient.

[RosieCotton]

Would you like a coffee refill? ;-)

[scott7278]

I guess so.

BTW, I had to appeal to the moderator to remove an old post of mine a few months back for the same reason -- I didn't want anyone to think that I had actually posted what was there.

I hope no one thought I did that.

[Do not dub me shapka broham]

Good Lord.

I'm disoriented after scrolling through this page.

(Discombobulated Smiley.)

[MNJohnnie]

If they break down my door, they can then kiss my overweight butt and admire the fat middle fingers I give in their general direction.


If they batter down your door, I suggest a nonlethal response. I keep my softball bat handy in hopes some long haired, maggot infested Move On types try to batter down my door. I figure the bat rather then the shotgun. With the shot gun it would be over too quickly for any real enjoyment. ;-}

[RosieCotton]

In my case it happened almost minutes after I posted the image.

I was appalled. Still makes me blush thinking about it.

Luckily it was in the Hobbit Hole and people there knew me well enough to know it was all a big mistake. Still...it was horrible.

[sonofatpatcher2]

Well, why do you think I drink beer on this site?

Also if you eat pleanty of cotton candy and smoke lots of cigars, it kinda takes the edge off, ya know!

[scott7278]

You're right, as you said previously -- there's no excuse for that at all.

[sonofatpatcher2]

There will be short intermission while I go over to eBay and make a little money.

Hope we do well! The High Sheriff is at the door and we are almost out of beer!

[Do not dub me shapka broham]

One of my favorite leisure activities is perusing the personal ads printed in The Nation.

I read some of them and don't know whether I should laugh or cry.

Then I realize that I'm an emotionally callous bastard, and let out a huge guffaw.

[Dashing Dasher]

Heck NO!

Not since 1999.

[Dashing Dasher]

Does that mean I should try it!?

LOL!!