The Single Freeper Intro Service (Shameless Vanity)

The Impending Marriage of Cyborg and Petronski | 22 July 2005 | Army Air Corps

[Army Air Corps]

Last night, many of us read the thread wherein Petronski announced his coming marriage to madame Cyborg. (Check DRUDGE: Unnamed Senior White House source: Cyborg and Petronski to be married...). During the course of the Cyborg-Petronski Thread, the subject of a Free Republic feature wherein single Freepers can meet their fellow conservatives.

I have a simple proposition. We could start a regular thread akin to the Freeper Canteen. Such a regular thread could serve as an opportunity for single Freepers to engage in Virtual Mingling. Also, any Freepers who have single, conservative offspring would be welcome to participate so as to arrange for introductions for their kids.

Special note to Jim: Just think of how many conservative would not have met fellow right-minded folks had it not been for FR! Cyborg and Petronski owe you one.

[Dashing Dasher]

Obligatory Dasher Picture!

[Army Air Corps]

Hey, I just wanna spread the joy! It is a lot better than my other past-time - spreading BS.

[scott7278]

You look different somehow.

[Dashing Dasher]

You sound like a bi-polar maniac, have we dated before?

[Army Air Corps]

Thou hath asked and thou hath received.

[Dashing Dasher]

My best friend would love to met a decent, hardworking, fiscally responsible man.

That makes two of us~!

LOL!!

I'll be on the lookout for a good man for her.

4 me 2?

[Army Air Corps]

Something tells me that you are too reserved and need to come out of your shell... ;-)

[Dashing Dasher]

than to hang out on a silly thread and flirt shamelessly.

Hey, sailor - wanna buy me a drink?

[sonofatpatcher2]

Gad! AAC... I've had a hard day after that long thread last night and you've done gone and started the dating thread!

And with 220 plus replies already, Son will never get a date!

I hate to admit it, but with all that posting and interposting, I may have lost out!

Well... I can always put on my female side and keep you company.

Now thanks, Bender! I'll take my chances on this thread.

You'll be sorry!

[Dan from Michigan]

Damn I hate that picture of me on there.

[scott7278]

[RosieCotton]

Heh...I finally had to ask about the cowbell thing, too. Kept seeing it pop up on threads, and I had no clue.

I'm still not sure I entirely get it. But silliness for pure silliness' sake is OK, I guess!

[Dashing Dasher]

The problem with this idea is that FR has clownish stalkers whose lives are so pathetic that they post threads on other sites ridiculing FReepers and gossiping about personal lives and engaging in all kinds of desperate, jealous and hateful antics that could really hurt vulnerable people who dare to be personal and open and/or just have fun flirting.


I've 'met' some of these clownish idiots! They are indeed freakish lurkers with lives so pathetic, they make the DU folks look... well -- less pitiful.

[sonofatpatcher2]

Re: "we'll just breed our own conservatives!!!"

Wahooooo! Breeding! I'll drink to that!

I don't think MamaTexan meant it like that!

[The Spirit Of Allegiance]

"You sound like a bi-polar maniac, have we dated before?"


Half of me is STILL dating half of you!

[scott7278]

But silliness for pure silliness' sake is OK, I guess!

I sure hope so!

[Dashing Dasher]

Somehow... I get the impression that all the women on FreeRepublic are married, in their 60's, live in Texas and have sons in the Marine Corps.

That's PROFILIN'!

AND Profilin' is WRONG!!!

LOL

[RosieCotton]

Heh...wouldn't last long in the Hobbit Hole if I wasn't OK with silliness.

Good evening, Ruthy!

[Army Air Corps]

I take it, then, that you wish to be added to the pingola list?

[scott7278]

I've never been to the Hobbit Hole.