*** OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD ***

7/22/05 | TheBigB

[Fierce Allegiance]

> Beer Scam
> >
> > Police today warned all men who frequent clubs and parties to stay
> > cautious when offered drinks by women. Females are using a date
> > rape drug called "beer" to target unsuspecting men. This drug comes
> > in liquid form and is available nearly everywhere. "Beer" is used by
> > female predators to persuade hapless male victims to go home with
> > them.
> >
> > Women need only persuade a man to consume a few of these "beers" and
> > then ask him home for no-strings-attached sex, a simple approach
> > that renders most men helpless. After several "beers," men will have
> > sex with even unattractive women. Often men awaken with only hazy
> > memories of the night before, a horrible headache, and a vague
> > feeling that something bad happened.
> >
> > Some really unfortunate men are even separated from their life's
> > savings in a scam called "a relationship." In extreme cases,
> > females have entrapped unsuspecting males into long-term servitude
> > through an agreement called "marriage." Apparently, men are much
> > more susceptible to this scam once "beer" is administered.
> >
> > Forward this warning to every male you know. And if you, or some
> > man you know, have fallen victim to this insidious "beer" and the
> > predatory women who administer it, there are male support groups
> > available in every major city where you can discuss the ugly details
> > of your encounter in an open and frank manner with similarly
> > affected men.
> >
> > For the support group nearest you, look in the Yellow Pages under
> > "Golf Courses."
> >

[TheBigB]

Ah, you know...chillin' and thrillin', maxin' and relaxin', stylin' and PRO-filin'! : )

Where's our buddy CD? Is he still doing that "work" thing? : )

[Izzy Dunne]

law enforcement officers around the country are really starting to effectively address America's crack problem

Maybe, but for every one they bust, there's two that get away:

[jtminton]

Well, after watching the DVD umpteen million times, and then sitting through rehersals, I could personally take a little vacation from hearing "Day by Day" for a few weeks. :)

[TexasCajun]

I'm talking about the last time Natalie Wood was on a boat.

Alone with Mr. Walken and hubby, Robert Wagoner.

Natalie did not return alive??????

[Izzy Dunne]

Look at that "S" car go !

[AnOldCowhand]

That's creepy.

[Miss Behave]

Peacebaby, what about this guy that Izzy posted? LOL.

[MamaTexan]

Is that a deformed pumpkin, Mama? LOL.

ROFL!

I'm not sure....I swiped it from my husband's extensive collection of strange, rude and (sometimes) just flat nasty pictures!

[peacebaby]

ohhhhh, THAAAAT boat!

Rumor the two men were getting it on and she saw them and freaked.

I was on a houseboat last weekend, and can very easily undertand how someone - especially a drunk someone - could fall over the side.

[The_Victor]

House looks good BTW. Congrats on getting it finished, or if you're like me, livable but permanently under construction *sigh*.

You should leave the fireplace pink, good shock value. :)

[Fierce Allegiance]

He must be workin. Somenone has to.

[JimWforBush]

I don't think he got the real true message that he really needs to become more intelligent.

There are somethings you just can't teach.

[Izzy Dunne]

Miriam Greenblatt of Fizz, Wyoming rests after her latest attempt to jump the Atlantic Ocean in a Toyota ended far short. "If it wasn't for that darn boat, I would have made it for sure!", she said.

[peacebaby]

he's not sexy in the least bit. Maybe when he was younger. Stoned is not sexy.

[Fierce Allegiance]

I'm dying to see JRBC's result to this one.

[scott7278]

 

 

 

 

[Fierce Allegiance]

He's book smart. He's just not read enough books.

[day10]

Woohooo! Hello all!