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RULES: You must use the WFTD in a sentence for an A. For a + after your “A,” you must bring in a link of the word usage or something funny, a poem or some prose that will elucidate the word for us.

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1 posted on 07/19/2005 5:34:52 AM PDT by Slip18
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Good morning!


2 posted on 07/19/2005 5:35:29 AM PDT by Slip18
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To: Slip18

!


5 posted on 07/19/2005 5:37:12 AM PDT by hobbes1 (Hobbes1TheOmniscient® "I know everything so you dont have to...." ;)
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To: Slip18

She had a tussel with her bustle and bashed it with a..
Nevermind.
I won't finish that.


9 posted on 07/19/2005 5:38:37 AM PDT by Darksheare (Hey troll, Sith happens.)
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To: Slip18

While racing to be the first to announce their candidacy, Hillary and Ted scuffled at the podium, and in the ensuing tussel, Hillary got her nose broken and Ted got a black eye. Also, his manziere was knocked askew..


11 posted on 07/19/2005 5:39:28 AM PDT by cardinal4 (Senate Dems- striving for a level of petulance and immaturity seen only in pre schools..)
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To: Slip18

Phoning Russell,
In a tussel,
Long distance call,
Hitting the wall,
Used his muscles!


12 posted on 07/19/2005 5:40:04 AM PDT by MortMan (Mostly Harmless)
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To: Slip18

I hate to complain, but isn't it "tussle?"


28 posted on 07/19/2005 5:52:28 AM PDT by TruthShallSetYouFree (Abortion is to family planning what bankruptcy is to financial planning.)
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To: Slip18
*snap* Missed it by that much.
37 posted on 07/19/2005 5:58:24 AM PDT by theDentist (The Dems have put all their eggs in one basket-case: Howard "Belltower" Dean.)
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To: Slip18

ugh.


39 posted on 07/19/2005 6:08:35 AM PDT by Robert A Cook PE (-I contribute to FR monthly, but ABBCNNBCBS supports Hillary's Secular Sexual Socialism every day.)
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To: Slip18
The Senate is ready to tussle
In the building they named after Russell
Not for libs to annoint
But for Bush to appoint
A judge; use political muscle
40 posted on 07/19/2005 6:10:43 AM PDT by TruthShallSetYouFree (Abortion is to family planning what bankruptcy is to financial planning.)
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To: Slip18; Texan5

A tussel, a tasket, a green and yellow basket ...

Or was that a pistol, a faucet, and a green and yellow casket?


41 posted on 07/19/2005 6:10:49 AM PDT by Robert A Cook PE (-I contribute to FR monthly, but ABBCNNBCBS supports Hillary's Secular Sexual Socialism every day.)
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To: Slip18
Those campy Beverly Hillbillies,
From Bugtussle, Tennesee.
Somehow their wacky antics,
Don't seem so strange to me.

Remember jokes about the cement pond,
And all of Ellie May's critters?
And how Jethro Clampett's boyish physique
Gave Miss Hathaway the twitters.

Now the folks in Kaliforn- I-Ay,
Serve us shows about worm eating,
And hormonal teens in skimpy clothes,
With Desperate Housewives cheating.

If the Hillbillies were on today,
Would we see Miss Jane with T.O.?
Would we perhaps see Jethro in,
Paris Hilton's home porn video?

Strap Granny in her rocking chair,
She won't put up a fuss.
It's only a thirty hour drive,
Bugtussle or Bust!


139 posted on 07/19/2005 8:15:49 AM PDT by Dutchgirl (Christ died for men precisely because men are not worth dying for; to make them worth it." --C. S. L)
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To: Slip18

The last time my girl asked me to zip up her dress it became a bustle tussel.


176 posted on 07/19/2005 9:26:33 AM PDT by Cowman (Just when you hit the bottom of the stupid hole you notice the guy next to you is digging)
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To: Slip18

"How would you like to tussel with Russell?" was the ad long ago for a western starring the amply endowed Jane Russell. (Anyone remember the title?)


229 posted on 07/19/2005 1:53:46 PM PDT by MoochPooch (A righteous person worries about his or her behavior, an extremist about everyone else's.)
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To: Slip18
It's nice to see that the young seargent who was coerced into shaking the Beast's hands over a Thanksgiving holiday, won't get into a tussel about it, now that he is out of the military.

Photo of U.S. Soldier in Iraq Shaking Hands With Senator Hillary Clinton--But Not Willingly-Truth!


233 posted on 07/19/2005 3:16:00 PM PDT by RikaStrom (The number one rule of the Kama Sutra is that you both be on the same page.../Exeter 051705)
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To: Slip18

I'm finally home-

The current political tussel
Between Karl Rove and the 'rats
Has the latter behaving
Like a pack of spoiled brats

They want Karl to go away
So Plame's attention seeking screed
Won't bring to light the ugly truth-
That her husband did the deed

He did it for attention
And his fifteen minutes of fame
And since wifey wasn't "covert" any more
Everyone already knew her name


234 posted on 07/19/2005 3:25:05 PM PDT by Texan5 (You've got to saddle up your boys, you've got to draw a hard line..)
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