From Bugtussle, Tennesee.
Somehow their wacky antics,
Don't seem so strange to me.
Remember jokes about the cement pond,
And all of Ellie May's critters?
And how Jethro Clampett's boyish physique
Gave Miss Hathaway the twitters.
Now the folks in Kaliforn- I-Ay,
Serve us shows about worm eating,
And hormonal teens in skimpy clothes,
With Desperate Housewives cheating.
If the Hillbillies were on today,
Would we see Miss Jane with T.O.?
Would we perhaps see Jethro in,
Paris Hilton's home porn video?
Strap Granny in her rocking chair,
She won't put up a fuss.
It's only a thirty hour drive,
Bugtussle or Bust!
