Quarterback Sneak (Man impersonates Steelers QB to get dates)

SI.com ^ | July 15, 2005 | AP

[SoothingDave]

If some clown walked up to me with a faggy French name like that, I would politely ask him, "Shouldn't you be somewhere surrendering, or do I have to kick your ass?"

I'd recommend you stay away from hockey venues. ;-)

SD

[SoothingDave]

"No, really! I AM Donovan McNabb!"

LOL. I think he could do a passable "Jared from Subway ads." Hey babe, wanna grab a hoagie?

SD

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

I was in a fan brawl in a hockey arena once when I was 18. I am all for kicking some French guys ass.

[staytrue]

I am Spartacus.

[E Rocc]

Like I say, that bar must've been dark/those chicks must've been stupid drunk.

True enough...the really funny part was the guy having him sign the jersey.

-Eric

[teenyelliott]

This story is just shocking!!!

I have NEVER heard of a guy lying to get a date. What is this world coming to.

But what were these chicks thinking? The guy has a retard hair cut.

disclaimer: no actual retards were injured during the typing of this post

[Charles Henrickson]

I think he's had too many roethlisburgers.

[Perdogg]

So, ..did it work? Do I look like a QB?

[SAJ]

You're too much, mate...just put some beer up my nose, drat you!