Cheerleader impersonator pleads guilty

Tribune-Review ^ | 7/13/05 | Chris Foreman

[SoothingDave]

Greensburg police discovered Kelly Dawn Hullenbaugh's secret life of stealing women's identities after a custodian spotted him dressed as a cheerleader near a girls locker room.

Less than a year later, Hullenbaugh, 49, is set to leave the Westmoreland County Prison under orders that he avoid contact with Greensburg Salem School District facilities and athletic teams, continue seeking mental health treatment, and use another last name.

...

In court yesterday, Assistant Public Defender John K. Sweeney referred to Hullenbaugh, who thinks of himself as a lesbian, as "she."

[SoothingDave]

Yinzer ping.

SD

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

Where do these people come from?

[Millee]

Where do these people come from?

Blue states. ;-)

[PaulaB]

secret life of stealing women's identities after a custodian spotted him dressed as a cheerleader near a girls locker room

huh??? is the world getting stranger or is it just me???

[freebilly]

Public Defender John K. Sweeney referred to Hullenbaugh, who thinks of himself as a lesbian, as "she."

As a committed "he", I often think of myself as a lesbian, too....

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

Crazy is as crazy does!

[PaulaB]

Ooookkkkk...but is there a costume that follows that theory?

[martin_fierro]

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[Pete]

Last paragraph of the article:

Last month, Pezze ruled that statements by two prison inmates were insufficient evidence for prosecutors to pursue charges alleging that Hullenbaugh attempted to kidnap a Greensburg Salem cheerleader. The inmates contended Hullenbaugh boasted of selecting one unidentified girl whom he intended to lure to his East Otterman Street apartment.

And this guy is out.

[Fierce Allegiance]

In court yesterday, Assistant Public Defender John K. Sweeney referred to Hullenbaugh, who thinks of himself as a lesbian, as "she."

The ADA is just as sick and twisted as the perv.

[Dashing Dasher]

Pittsburgh?

[najida]

Don't a lot Freeper guys call themselves "Lesbians Trapped in a Man's Body" ;) ;)

[Dashing Dasher]

[bmwcyle]

[SoothingDave]

Don't a lot Freeper guys call themselves "Lesbians Trapped in a Man's Body"

Yes, but when we fantasize about high school cheerleaders, it's about being with them, not being them.

SD

[Dashing Dasher]

Oh.... then...nevermind

[freebilly]

but is there a costume that follows that theory?

Yeah, I'm dressed pretty butch, today. Close cropped hair, facial stubble, khakis, and comfortable shoes....

[PaulaB]

:)