[gulfcoast6]

I was in a little community around your city once looking for a short was to get there from a back way, stoped a Deputy Sheriff for directions, he said 'go down this road untill you get to where that barn use to be and take a right'. I went the long way, down the interstate.

[lysie]

One cup down and I'm still blurry eyed.

[Northern Yankee]

Here's a story.

Years ago my folks were traveling to Tupelo, Mississippi. (Did I tell you this one?) Anyway they got lost and stopped off at a farmhouse to ask for directions. An elderly southerwoman, just as sweet as sugar, came out and pointed down the road and said, "Follow that road for about 20 miles and it will take you right into Tupelo."

My father asked her, "What kind of town is Tupelo?"

And the woman responded, "Don't know... been here all my life and I tain't never been there."

True story!