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TOP 40 THINGS YOU WOULD NEVER HEAR A REDNECK SAY
6-30-05
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Posted on 06/30/2005 3:12:28 PM PDT by cowboyway
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You'll never hear me saying any of that stuff.
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posted on
06/30/2005 3:12:30 PM PDT
by
cowboyway
To: cowboyway
41. You know, those anti-war protesters have a good point
2
posted on
06/30/2005 3:15:41 PM PDT
by
pissant
To: cowboyway
3
posted on
06/30/2005 3:16:49 PM PDT
by
Asphalt
(Join the NFL ping list ...everything NFL... FReepmail Asphalt to get on|FReeper Since 10/10/04)
To: cowboyway
42. I just love the way that Kerry fellow looks so French.
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posted on
06/30/2005 3:25:03 PM PDT
by
thoughtomator
(The legislative process is like the digestive process, same end product)
To: thoughtomator
43. I'd like a date with that Martha Stewart. She's hot.
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posted on
06/30/2005 3:28:46 PM PDT
by
cowboyway
(My heroes have always been cowboys.)
To: cowboyway
44. Daddy, I want an iPod. Will you buy me one?
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posted on
06/30/2005 3:31:33 PM PDT
by
RedBeaconNY
(Peace is not absence of war.)
To: cowboyway
41. I cant do that, she's my cousin!!!
To: RedBeaconNY
45. That Micheal was quite a catch for Lisa Marie, too bad she run him off.
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posted on
06/30/2005 3:36:15 PM PDT
by
investigateworld
( God bless Poland for giving the world JP II & a Protestant bump for his Sainthood!)
To: cowboyway
We really have got to get them worthless cars off the yard. I just can't mow the grass properly.
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posted on
06/30/2005 6:17:15 PM PDT
by
dfwddr
To: dfwddr
Let's stop and read the instructions before we start puttin' it together.
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posted on
06/30/2005 6:19:22 PM PDT
by
tacticalogic
("Oh, bother!" said Pooh, as he chambered his last round.)
To: cowboyway
46. We don't have room for another refrigerator in the back yard.
To: cowboyway
We don't keep firearms in this house. Wow, lots of rednecks in America then and i'm one of them.
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posted on
06/30/2005 7:37:51 PM PDT
by
Echo Talon
(http://echotalon.blogspot.com)
To: cowboyway
"She is too heavy to be wearing that halter top."
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posted on
06/30/2005 7:41:53 PM PDT
by
sweetliberty
(Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.)
To: cowboyway
45. The Stars and Bars are racist!
Pray for W and Our Freedom Fighters
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posted on
06/30/2005 7:42:51 PM PDT
by
bray
(Did you buy a Soldier Lunch Today??)
To: cowboyway
I'm too drunk to go fishin'
To: Mike Darancette
47-- I think I need wi-fi on my laptop!!
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posted on
06/30/2005 10:41:52 PM PDT
by
Rca2000
(America, oh America, I MISS YOU!!!!!)
To: cowboyway
...Honey, you're right, let's clean up the front yard. I don't need all those extra spare-parts cars anymore...
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posted on
06/30/2005 10:42:20 PM PDT
by
Barney59
To: laceybrookesdad
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posted on
07/01/2005 1:25:10 AM PDT
by
codyjacksmom
(Yes, my dogs are people too.)
To: RedBeaconNY
Honey, You can't wear spandex to a wedding.
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posted on
07/01/2005 3:50:36 AM PDT
by
upier
(Stop Child abuse - Teach your children English!)
To: cowboyway
46. No, I'm sorry; I'm out of Budweiser, but I have some very nice French wine. Would you like to share a bottle?
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posted on
07/01/2005 3:57:48 AM PDT
by
Allegra
(On the Rocks With Salt, Please...)
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