She is made of wood.
Posted on 06/24/2005 10:36:47 PM PDT by null and void
It's just three short weeks until the next Harry Potter book comes to your town!
What are you doing to protect you children from this scourge????
If I had even the slightest inklinkg that TAquinas inserted that "1" intentionaly, rather than making a simple copy/paste error, then I would agree with you.
;)
Only satanists see the message in the thread title.
LOL! There are times with my extended family when I really wished I could strike them mute.
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It requires the powers of Satan to insert your message in the title of a thread, particularly if you didn't start the thread.
Are you saying JenB has the powers of Satan?
Do I?
Hmm. If I did I think I'd find it easier to lose weight. Then again, I think that spell must use realllllly expensive ingredients. In the Harry Potter books, rich obnoxious people like Draco are thin, while nice people like Molly Weasley are plump.
Then you either are too young to understand or too brainwashed beyond redemption.
I read parts of two of those books, and if you cannot see that they are of the devil propagation, I'm sorry for you. Someday, you will understand, but it may be too late then.
The frog is in the pot. The heat has been turned on. Will the frog jump out of the pot in time?
Glad to hear that you recognize those Harry Pottery books as satanic, just like I do.
I went out yesterday and bought my book voucher from BAM -- $17 for the hardcover the day it comes out.
I've found that Stanley Steemer is WONDERFUL for removing blood stains from my carpet after a ritual sacrifice.
And our Horned God just LOVES the chex mix I make up for after the ceremony.
You missed the message. Skinny people are EVIL!
She is made of wood.
Good to know. I've been using Kaboom carpet spot remover, but it's getting a little tough to find.
And our Horned God just LOVES the chex mix I make up for after the ceremony.
LMAO! I usually go with the jello mold shaped like a human heart.
Even worse yet, JK Rowlings is a supproter of Amnesty International.
"The frog is in the pot. The heat has been turned on. Will the frog jump out of the pot in time?"
Just put the lid on. It'll cook faster.
Here's a little bit of trivia from AWOCS's vast repository of useless facts...
You know how the Catholics love to do that incense thing so the prayers go to heaven? You know why they REALLY do that?
Goes back to Feudal Europe. Church to the landowners' serfs was like a vacation. It sure beat working in the fields. You know what happens when you put a bunch of unbathed peasants in a room together? That's right. THEY STINK! Ergo, do a little papal endorsed sorcery of knocking an incense burner back and forth and VOILA! Church Santioned Spell Casting as subterfuge for body odor control.
Hey TAquinas. Guess what? The world ain't flat (cuz, you know, the church said it was okay to think otherwise now) and CHILDREN NEED TO READ MORE!
You're so stupid you don't even realize .38s was being facetious. You need to get back to your quilting bee.
Oh, no, I was dead serious! ;) And thanks for the helpful tips!
In that case, I've got this great recipe for Eye of Newt Cheesecake. It was a real hit at my last Black Mass.
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