***OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

TheBigB

[TheBigB]

Yabba-dabba doo and woo hoo hoooo! :) It's FRIDAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY! Silliness abounds here in the OFST! Work? Forget about it! :) Come in and have fun! As always, feel free to post jokes, cartoons, silly facts, nonsensical statements, or even to IGNORE THIS THREAD!

Fierce Allegiance poses ---->

"Logic indicates incoming silliness, Captain."

"Mmkay, who ordered the girl with extra pepperoni?"

[Darksheare]

Welcome!

I asked the guy a simple question, and he has yet to answer it despite his initial post in the thread touching on the question.

[The_Victor]

Caption Time:

JRBC after a liberal in a Beamer honked at her.

I'm not sure why I thought of you when I saw this. :)

[kevkrom]

BOTH!?

Well, I was going to suggest that earlier, but you quit on me too early.

[Dashing Dasher]

Big Bird is VERY Upset with you! He says he wins all Yellow Birdie Competitions!

[JimWforBush]

Hmmmm, let's see now here........ Well JRBC is married, so probably not, no offense.

[Darksheare]

*chuckle*

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

LOL I would flip a lib in a beemer over like that!

[Dashing Dasher]

NOT HERS and YOURS - MINE AND YOURS!


SHEeeeeSH!!!

[cyborg]

tweety

[SZonian]

What is a Yankee? The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.

What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover? The position of the dirt bag.

Why is divorce so expensive? Because it's worth it.

What's the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky's mouth? One US leader.

What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? Doughnuts.

Why is air a lot like sex? Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.

Why is Chelsea Clinton so homely? Because Janet Reno is her real father.

What do you call a smart blonde? A golden retriever.

What do attorneys use for birth control? Their personalities.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife? 45 lbs.

What's the difference between a boyfriend and husband? 45 minutes.

What's the fastest way to a man's heart? Through his chest with a sharp knife.

Why do men want to marry virgins? They can't stand criticism.

Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking? Because those men already have boyfriends.

What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog? After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.

What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying? The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.


Cheers!

[Darksheare]

Knocked them right over!

[TheBigB]

"That's not what we mean by parallel parking, ma'am."

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

Yes I did.

[Dashing Dasher]

[JimWforBush]

[TheBigB]

Awww, thank you, dear. You're a tweety-pie, too.

=)

[r-q-tek86]

You know the difference between a porcupine and a BMW?

[JimWforBush]

"MINE AND YOURS!"

That's what I meant.

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

BMW has the pricks on the inside!

[LongElegantLegs]

You scored as Sybil. Congradulations! You are a mental patient! I hope you are a happy little mental patient. You look cute in that straight jacket. No, really!

Sybil		97%
Sadie		78%
Lulu		56%
Lottie		50%
Bride of Valentine		50%
Posey		42%
Inferno		39%
Deadbra Ann		33%
Sin		28%
Sheena		20%
Lizzie Borden		20%
Eggzorcist		17%
Kitty		17%
Lilth		6%

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