***OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

TheBigB

[TheBigB]

Yabba-dabba doo and woo hoo hoooo! :) It's FRIDAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY! Silliness abounds here in the OFST! Work? Forget about it! :) Come in and have fun! As always, feel free to post jokes, cartoons, silly facts, nonsensical statements, or even to IGNORE THIS THREAD!

Fierce Allegiance poses ---->

"Logic indicates incoming silliness, Captain."

"Mmkay, who ordered the girl with extra pepperoni?"

[Dashing Dasher]

A guy has to be pretty gusty to hit on you

I'm laughing out loud now!!!

In person...

It's easier in Cyberspace.

Obviously.

[fredhead]

"Ladies and Gentlemen, THE MAN SONG..."

http://www.seanmorey.com/mansong.html

[jdm]

She's attempting to do cardio in jeans and boots? LOL.

[PaulaB]

Obviously....


I can't picture you those boots though.....

:)

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

It may stimulate your circulation in the long run, but I am going to start by stimulating something else!

[Dashing Dasher]

Read Genesis. What really got God mad was when Adam blamed God. He said (to God), "The woman YOU GAVE ME gave me the fruit."

That bastard! Always blaming someone else!

[Darksheare]

Excellent point.
Extra speed while going up the fence is very useful.

[Darksheare]

LOL!
Gonna have to come up with some new euphemism for that kind of circulatory stimulation.

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

"Shoe size: 13EEE, if you know what I mean..."

Bra Size 44 DD.

[shoffma1999]

That one does it to. Please just don't post the one of the woman falling in the whole - I won't be able to take it.

[The_Victor]

One of the saddest pictures I have ever seen!!!!

Waste of a beautiful machine. Like painting daisies on a ICBM.

[shoffma1999]

hole - I mean.

[BJClinton]

snicker

How to Make $220,000 Without Leaving Prison
Friday June 24, 2005 9:59am
Erie, Pa. (AP) - Two women who participated in a prison love letter scheme that netted more than $220,000 will spend more time in prison.

Cynthia Denise Livingston was sentenced Monday to one and one-half years in prison and ordered to pay nearly $5,000 restitution.

Michelle Mendoza was sentenced to one year in prison and ordered pay nearly $7,700 restitution.

Livingtson and Mendoza are among ten inmates from Erie, Crawford and Lycoming counties indicted in September.

According to prosecutors, the inmates placed personal ads to start relationships with men. Typically, the inmate would send a photograph of an attractive woman, falsely claiming it was of her.

The inmate would ask for money to spend at the prison commissary and, as time progressed, they'd claim they'd soon be released and needed money to relocate.

Then they'd tell the men they received new charges and wouldn't be getting out of prison after all.

Copyright 2005 by The Associated Press. All rights reserved. This material may not be published, broadcast, rewritten or redistributed.

[fredhead]

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You are the most universal mythical beast ever. Sightings of the unicorn have been reported from all over the world, even in modern times. Unicorns are pure and incorruptible. In China, unicorns symbolized gentleness, good will, and wisdom. Christianity links the unicorn with Christ. It is said that unicorns would only allow virgin girls to see them, let alone touch them. They were easily lured into fatal ambushes by a virgin with some poachers waiting for the unicorn in nearby bushes. A unicorn's horn was a highly prized possession, which was reputed to have great healing capabilities. With the touch of its horn, a unicorn could bring back a person who had been dead for several hours. But when separated from the unicorn's body, the magic was significantly reduced. The unicorn had the body of a horse, a unique spiraling horn, and a lion's tail. They were pure white in color.
What mythical beast best represents you? Take the quiz!

[kevkrom]

> "Shoe size: 13EEE, if you know what I mean..."

Bra Size 44 DD.

So... who exactly is seducing whom, here?

[Dashing Dasher]

Extra speed while going up the fence is very useful.

NOT like this!?

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

"Gonna have to come up with some new euphemism for that kind of circulatory stimulation."

Oh, I know what to call it, but if I printed it they might ban me or pull the thread!

Suffice it to say men really like it.

[Darksheare]

I dunno.
The distinction gets blurred somewhere in there.
Weird, isn't it?

[kevkrom]

Oh, I know what to call it, but if I printed it they might ban me or pull the thread! Suffice it to say men really like it.

There's always FRmail...

[Dashing Dasher]