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***OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***
TheBigB
Posted on 06/24/2005 6:24:09 AM PDT by TheBigB
Yabba-dabba doo and woo hoo hoooo! :) It's FRIDAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY! Silliness abounds here in the OFST! Work? Forget about it! :) Come in and have fun! As always, feel free to post jokes, cartoons, silly facts, nonsensical statements, or even to IGNORE THIS THREAD!
Fierce Allegiance poses ---->.jpg)
"Logic indicates incoming silliness, Captain."
"Mmkay, who ordered the girl with extra pepperoni?"
TOPICS: Chit/Chat
KEYWORDS: boring; fridayfun; meanpeoplehere; sillynotskanky
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To: StinkyDilly
361
posted on
06/24/2005 8:51:01 AM PDT
by
Salamander
(We're pain, we're steel, a plot of knives. We're Transmaniacon MC!)
Comment #362 Removed by Moderator
To: TheBigB
Heh, next time I want to watch TV with my family, I'll ask them to pass the "to-mah-to"
363
posted on
06/24/2005 8:51:06 AM PDT
by
MacDorcha
(In Theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is.)
To: JimWforBush
It's good to be on the list....
Positions are unimportant... and discussed together.
So, big boy, tell me a little about yourself.
;-)
364
posted on
06/24/2005 8:51:37 AM PDT
by
Dashing Dasher
( What was the best thing before sliced bread?)
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
365
posted on
06/24/2005 8:51:44 AM PDT
by
r-q-tek86
(Honk If You've Never Seen An Uzi Fired From A Car Window)
To: TheBigB
Yiikes! I almost missed the silly thread!
366
posted on
06/24/2005 8:51:50 AM PDT
by
Millee
(So you're a feminist......isn't that cute??)
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
lol why? you dont want guys to be alert in two ways?
367
posted on
06/24/2005 8:51:54 AM PDT
by
Zeppelin
(Keep on FReepin' on.....)
To: Dashing Dasher
"I'm taking notes.... Pretty Cicada... "
I'll do my best....to...um.... rise to the occasion.
368
posted on
06/24/2005 8:52:14 AM PDT
by
JimWforBush
(A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k?)
To: JimWforBush
I haven't hooked mine up in like 10 years. I should see if it still works. Poor guy, ten years is a long time.
369
posted on
06/24/2005 8:52:39 AM PDT
by
Fierce Allegiance
(This is not your granddaddy's America)
To: Salamander
Good Morning!
370
posted on
06/24/2005 8:53:01 AM PDT
by
Dashing Dasher
( What was the best thing before sliced bread?)
To: All
371
posted on
06/24/2005 8:53:06 AM PDT
by
GraniteStateConservative
(...He had committed no crime against America so I did not bring him here...-- Worst.President.Ever.)
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
I did the 'run through field then drop on one knee' thing onto a rock while training.
Ouch.
The other knee was repeatedly hit with the edge of a car door because the 'lady' opoeniong the door thought it was funny to do so.
She thought it was funny until she had it done to her.
She no longer hits me in the knee with the car door when I am trying to be polite and open the door for her.
372
posted on
06/24/2005 8:53:31 AM PDT
by
Darksheare
(Hey troll, Sith happens.)
To: r-q-tek86
373
posted on
06/24/2005 8:53:53 AM PDT
by
Jersey Republican Biker Chick
(People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
To: GraniteStateConservative
That one just HAS to be from a Gay Pride parade!
374
posted on
06/24/2005 8:54:30 AM PDT
by
TheBigB
(Why yes, I -do- rock! Thanks for noticing!)
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick; r-q-tek86
375
posted on
06/24/2005 8:54:31 AM PDT
by
Salamander
(We're pain, we're steel, a plot of knives. We're Transmaniacon MC!)
To: Zeppelin
When they are not thinking clearly, you can talk them into so many things.
You are young yet, you will learn!
376
posted on
06/24/2005 8:54:51 AM PDT
by
Jersey Republican Biker Chick
(People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
To: JimWforBush; All
I'll be back, going to lunch.
377
posted on
06/24/2005 8:54:53 AM PDT
by
JimWforBush
(A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k?)
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
Students in an advanced Biology class were taking their mid-term exam. The last question was, "Name seven advantages of Mothers Milk," worth 70 points or none at all.
One student who had also partied the night before, was hard put to think of seven advantages.
He wrote:
1. It is perfect formula for the child.
2. It provides immunity against several diseases.
3. It is always at the right temperature.
4. It is inexpensive.
5. It bonds the child to mother, and vice versa.
6. It is always available as needed.
And then, the student was stuck.
Finally, in desperation, just before the bell indicating the end of the test rang, he wrote
7. It comes in such cute containers.
He got an "A".
378
posted on
06/24/2005 8:55:02 AM PDT
by
r-q-tek86
(Honk If You've Never Seen An Uzi Fired From A Car Window)
To: Dashing Dasher
There's subliminal messages in that thing's spots!
379
posted on
06/24/2005 8:55:33 AM PDT
by
Salamander
(We're pain, we're steel, a plot of knives. We're Transmaniacon MC!)
To: JimWforBush
Yummieeee
I loveeee sushi...
Have a great lunch!!!
380
posted on
06/24/2005 8:56:11 AM PDT
by
PaulaB
(Ah, summer … condolences to those of you who no longer call Texas home :o))
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