***OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

TheBigB

[TheBigB]

Yabba-dabba doo and woo hoo hoooo! :) It's FRIDAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY! Silliness abounds here in the OFST! Work? Forget about it! :) Come in and have fun! As always, feel free to post jokes, cartoons, silly facts, nonsensical statements, or even to IGNORE THIS THREAD!

Fierce Allegiance poses ---->

"Logic indicates incoming silliness, Captain."

"Mmkay, who ordered the girl with extra pepperoni?"

[BJClinton]

The pic did not hot-link to this thread, the site admin you were linking to has some kind of anti-leech set up. Also, if you cut and paste the URL of the pic into a browser it pulls up a porno web site.

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

What happened?

[Zeppelin]

lol yeah, ridiculous, isnt it?

[BJClinton]

Rough day?

[Darksheare]

Sometimes.
Depends on the 'motivating' event.

One handcuff slipping event was motivated due to my watch pinching my arm while cops scoured the car for supposed weapons and cash from a supposed robbery that I'd supposedly pulled off with my brother.
Supposedly we were miracle workers as we'd have to have been in Matamoras PA not 5 minutes before.
Problem was, you can't get to the Roebling Bridge from Matamoras in 5 minutes.


So I sat and played along with the goons for awhile.
But when my watch started pinching me, I had to take the watch off.
I was nice though, I slipped the cuffs back on after taking my watch off.
*snicker*

[najida]

I don't know,
I'm sitting here on hold (now at 15 minutes) with the bank while sending emails every minute to another account.

I am NOT a happy person right now.

AND I HATE THOSE VOICE PHONE DIRECTORIES!

(Even though I think I even had that snapping back at me after 10 minutes)

[JimWforBush]

Who's up for starting early?

[kevkrom]

The way I look at it, all those people trying to shoot under 100 just flat-out aren't getting their money's worth.

[Zeppelin]

Cheer up! Have a laugh! =)

[Dashing Dasher]

Harp.

I'll try it straight next time.

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

The only time I have been cuffed was in training classes when I was a Correction's Officer and when I was being kinky!

[najida]

I'm in the end stages of getting a few necessary things for the house to be finished (via the 'net).

I used Paypal, and the 'construction' credit card number.
Instead, the money came out of my bank account.

Which is funny, CUZ THERE WASN'T ANY MONEY THERE.

I can't get a live human to talk to me.
I want a LIVE HUMAN ON THE PHONE.

And I'll sit on hold all day if I have too!

[Dashing Dasher]

You need a nice Irish lad to keep the separation on the Stout and Ale.

Taking recommendations (with Photos) NOW!!

[OESY]

I'm so stupid, I invited him on the show and got the zot.

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

I hate the computer phone s to. Cheer up, I am sure it will work out. Keep me posted!

[missyme]

WHAT TIME IS HAPPY HOUR!

[kevkrom]

The only time I have been cuffed was... when I was being kinky!

So, that's be every Friday night, then?

[Dashing Dasher]

I'll take one!

[najida]

Thanks.

I'll just stay off this thread until my bank account is no longer $300 in the 'effin red.

[Darksheare]

Second time I slipped the cuffs, the lady was plannignon inducing immense pain.
And her step-father had just come home.

Never knew I could leap out a window like that.
;-)

(Two things that don't fly in D-sheare world, pain and the words "My dad won't mind!")