***OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

TheBigB

[TheBigB]

Yabba-dabba doo and woo hoo hoooo! :) It's FRIDAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY! Silliness abounds here in the OFST! Work? Forget about it! :) Come in and have fun! As always, feel free to post jokes, cartoons, silly facts, nonsensical statements, or even to IGNORE THIS THREAD!

Fierce Allegiance poses ---->

"Logic indicates incoming silliness, Captain."

"Mmkay, who ordered the girl with extra pepperoni?"

[r-q-tek86]

It's kinda like a coffee float. Try it.

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

Now that is the biggest pot pipe I have ever seen!

[r-q-tek86]

[BJClinton]

Mkay, I tried following the path to that pic and got a rather..um...interesting website.

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

Cheech and Chong party spleef?

[cyborg]

LMAO! now I'm going back to sleep!

[Darksheare]

LOL, actually you will probably be trying to find ways to ship me somewhere far far away like the singing frog in the warner brothers cartoons.

[theDentist]

Two Atoms are walking down the street and one stops suddenly and says "Hey, I lost an electron!"
"What?" asks his friend. "Are you sure?"
"Yes," he replied. "I'm positive."

A Proton, Neutron, and Electron walk into a bar and start drinking. After an hour they finish and ask for the bill. The bartender gives the Proton and Electron a bill for $30 each.
"Hey, how about him?", asks the Proton, pointing at the Neutron.
"Sorry", says the bartender. "But he's a neutron. No charge."

[Dashing Dasher]

Speaking of Guiness....

I had my first Black and Tan this week. The bartender didn't do a very good job of keeping the separation. But I still drank it.

Will try again - and again - and again -

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

I am wondering which one knows what he is doing under the hood?

[fredhead]

Looks like you could use a little more horsepower here.

[TheBigB]

=)

[Dashing Dasher]

Good one.

[TexasCajun]

Is there a geographical distinction or just personal preference for the terms used to describe the remote

A poll:

"CLICKER" or "FLIPPER"

I'm an obsessed clicker.

[cyborg]

ROTFL :o)

[fredhead]

Thank you, I'm trying. My wife says I'm VERY trying.

[r-q-tek86]

I had my first Black and Tan this week

Harp or Bass?

I've always thought a black and tan was a good way to mess up half a pint of Guinness.

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

Keep in mind you would be gagged so no one could hear your screams of pain and pleasure!

[JimWforBush]

"I had my first Black and Tan this week."

You have to try a Black and Blue.

Guinness with Bar harbor Blueberry Ale. It's awesome.

[kevkrom]

Idiots chasing the balls around the course

When you hit them as short as I do, it's hardly "chasing", it's more like "closely following".