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TheBigB
Posted on 06/24/2005 6:24:09 AM PDT by TheBigB
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To: r-q-tek86
Guinness float
Sounds intriguing, do tell!
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posted on
06/24/2005 7:20:10 AM PDT
by
BJClinton
("Maybe his mother loved him, but I've never met anybody who does." - VP Cheney re: Howard Dean)
To: TheBigB
122
posted on
06/24/2005 7:20:13 AM PDT
by
Dashing Dasher
( What was the best thing before sliced bread?)
To: Dashing Dasher
123
posted on
06/24/2005 7:20:14 AM PDT
by
Fierce Allegiance
(This is not your granddaddy's America)
To: TheBigB
From a stupid spam message I received:
Don't you have to get up to get to the tape?
Why is there an expiration date on SOUR cream?
Why is there only ONE Monopolies Commission?
Why isn't "palindrome" spelled the same way backwards?
Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
You know how most packages say "Open here". What is the protocol if the package says, "Open somewhere else"?
Can fat people go skinny-dipping?
After eating, do amphibians have to wait an hour before getting out of the water?
You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes, why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?
Are there seeing eye humans for blind dogs?
Have ex-bankers become disinterested?
Have ex-civil lawyers been distorted?
Have ex-locomotive engineers been derailed?
Have ex-mathematicians become dysfunctional?
Have ex-punsters been expunged?
How come toy hippos are always blue, or purple, when real hippos are brown?
Why is it that whenever you sing to the radio, your voice is higher? Even when you have a low voice?
Why is most lunchmeat bigger than the bread?
Is there a certain temperature at which it stops being qualified as cold? At what temperature does it qualify as hot?
To: r-q-tek86
Yes I did, I am not sure I would like that. I do not like to mix my booze with ice-cream.
125
posted on
06/24/2005 7:20:57 AM PDT
by
Jersey Republican Biker Chick
(People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
Comment #126 Removed by Moderator
To: Dashing Dasher; TheBigB
Sigh.
Men and their "issues".
Does he need an "attitude adjustment"? ;-)
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
LOL!
Actually I usually find the car screeching to a halt next to me, car door slams open, and arm grabbing thing happening.
Of course, the car slams to a halt again, door slams open, and I get tossed back out of the car while loudly protesting being ejected.
*sigh*
Some people just have no sense of adventure.
(Though the running up with an artpad thing and saying "Sit still!" while scribbling an image does work at times.)
128
posted on
06/24/2005 7:21:34 AM PDT
by
Darksheare
(Hey troll, Sith happens.)
To: TheBigB
"I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. We are the President." (Hillary Clinton commenting on the release of subpoenaed documents)
129
posted on
06/24/2005 7:21:46 AM PDT
by
peacebaby
(We are born naked, wet, and hungry. Then things get worse.)
To: Fierce Allegiance
We've been over this... those are INTERIOR DESIGNERS...
This is an architect...
130
posted on
06/24/2005 7:21:56 AM PDT
by
r-q-tek86
(Honk If You've Never Seen An Uzi Fired From A Car Window)
To: r-q-tek86
"You can't see me! I'm camouflaged!"
Coolbeans!
131
posted on
06/24/2005 7:22:40 AM PDT
by
Darksheare
(Hey troll, Sith happens.)
To: Pookyhead; martin_fierro
132
posted on
06/24/2005 7:23:04 AM PDT
by
TheBigB
(Why yes, I -do- rock! Thanks for noticing!)
To: Dashing Dasher
Pink Flaming Flamingos, I have seen it all.
133
posted on
06/24/2005 7:23:37 AM PDT
by
Jersey Republican Biker Chick
(People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
Comment #134 Removed by Moderator
To: Fierce Allegiance
135
posted on
06/24/2005 7:23:55 AM PDT
by
JimWforBush
(A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k?)
To: BJClinton
Sounds intriguing, do tell! Very simple... about a half pint of Guinness (has to be draught or "draught in a can"... NOT extra stout)
Add one scoop BlueBell Homemade Vanilla ice cream.
enjoy!
136
posted on
06/24/2005 7:24:35 AM PDT
by
r-q-tek86
(Honk If You've Never Seen An Uzi Fired From A Car Window)
To: Fierce Allegiance
Architects convention!
137
posted on
06/24/2005 7:25:38 AM PDT
by
r-q-tek86
(Honk If You've Never Seen An Uzi Fired From A Car Window)
To: r-q-tek86; Tijeras_Slim
lol. Hey TS, check this one out.
138
posted on
06/24/2005 7:27:21 AM PDT
by
CougarGA7
(Never underestimate stupid people in large groups.)
To: Darksheare
Oh, I am sorry to hear that. If I caught you, I would not throw you back. You may beg to be set free though!
139
posted on
06/24/2005 7:27:46 AM PDT
by
Jersey Republican Biker Chick
(People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
Caption this photo?
140
posted on
06/24/2005 7:27:48 AM PDT
by
Dashing Dasher
( What was the best thing before sliced bread?)
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