Global Warming

[bruinbirdman]

I am not kidding. The days are getting longer.

Today it was 100 degrees in Las Vegas.

The president must do something.

yitbos

[NonValueAdded]

Karl Rove here ... you ask, I answer. Look, about the days getting longer thing, it will take me a few days but I am pretty certain that I can start the trend reversing on, oh, around June 21st. OK? These things do take time but I think you will notice the days starting to get shorter again and by December I think you will be pleased. But after 12/21, I will be busy on the '06 election so don't be surprised if the days start getting longer again.

Now the temperature stuff will take a bit more doing. I won't be able to get that stabilized unti September, and it will get a little hotter before it gets cooler. Next time, ask me sooner when I'm not so busy making Dean and Durban say al those crazy things. I'm not Superman, ya know ... well, actually ... aw shucks, you found me out. I can't explain McCain, though.

[Corona Regni Poloniae]

Man, dont bullshit. Kyoto is the worst thing for every country and it can only stop your economy.

[MotleyGirl70]

Today it was 100 degrees in Las Vegas.

It's "dry" heat, right? What's the big deal :)

[Dutch Boy]

Here in Upstate NY it's 62 degrees and damp. It's rained everyday for a week. Please send some heat and sunshine.

[Recovering Ex-hippie]

I didn't think I had to put a "sarcasm" on my post. It is a JOKE.

[bruinbirdman]

"Now the temperature stuff will take a bit more doing. I won't be able to get that stabilized unti September, and it will get a little hotter before it gets cooler."

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Mr. Rove:

Thanx for sending my request to The President.

Today is forecast for 93 degrees. We shall see if he comes across.

yitbos

PS: Someone needs to tell the governor of CA that restricting $3.6 billion of clean coal burning electrical generation projects in Nevada because of CO2 emissions is unwise.

[bruinbirdman]

"It's "dry" heat, right? What's the big deal :)"

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I spent 10 years in Louisiana with 90 degrees and 90% humidity under Clinton. What did he do about the heat?

yitbos

[RightWhale]

Hang on. The President has arranged that in two or three days the days will start becoming shorter and the heat will begin to ease somewhat later.

[bruinbirdman]

"The President has arranged that in two or three days the days will start becoming shorter and the heat will begin to ease somewhat later."

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I don't know. If the days get shorter, they change the time.

yitbos

[bruinbirdman]

"Today it was 100 degrees in Las Vegas. "

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Look !!!! Lake Powell is down 67%; Lake Meade is down 33% and the state tells me I can't water my lawn. They say I should replace the grass with rocks. In fact they will pay me to do it.

I live 3 miles from the Colorado River in the middle of the desert and can't use water? We've only had a drought for four years.

Mr. President make it rain.

yitbos

[MotleyGirl70]

I think he would say "put some ice on it."

/rim-shot

[bruinbirdman]

You mean Kyoto won't make the desert blossom?

yitbos

[Mike Darancette]

The days are getting longer.

Give me a couple of days and I'll fix that for you.

[boris]

Easy solution, nuclear winter.

[bruinbirdman]

"Easy solution, nuclear winter."

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Now this CA governor Schwartzguy, married a Kennedy socialist and now wants to restrict coal generated electricity in CA?

Didn't the federal reserve chairman marry a CNN socialist and proceed to cause a recession?

Is it a plan or a folly?

BTW it was only 91 in Boulder City, NV today. THANK YOU MR. PRESIDENT.

yitbos

[SunkenCiv]

Luckily, the days are getting shorter already.

And, the Pistons and Spurs go to game seven. But that wasn't luck, it was skill.

[bruinbirdman]

"I live 3 miles from the Colorado River in the middle of the desert and can't use water? We've only had a drought for four years.

Mr. President make it rain."

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Today it rained. Does that tell you anything about the President?

yitbos

[RightWhale]

Today is already shorter than yesterday by a couple minutes. The downhill slide to winter has begun and the trees are already tturning. Squirrels are stocking their nests. This is going to be a deep winter.

[Mike Darancette]

Today is already shorter than yesterday

I said I'd do it, now for that pesky Global Warming.

[SunkenCiv]