Penis Dementia: The Search for the Perfect Penis

CJAD online ^ | 8:09 on June 17, 2005, EST. | N/A

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

My friend used to say, "Hung like a field mouse and proud".

[pissant]

What can I get for you, Your Highness?

;o)

[Darksheare]

And someone somewhere just got the bad idea that I am young and impressionable, and has hatched a plan...

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

Well royalty is among us. Once in a while you find one that is not huge but knows how to do it well!

[najida]

You're joking, right? ;)

[MortMan]

Whilst you may be entering the thrice-ten ranges, sir, I am ambling far too close to finishing my third suit! (Less than 2 months!).

Rejoice in your youth - you've still got a decade of climbing to the top of the hill!

[Darksheare]

LOL!

[Ambrianna]

Size matters, but mostly to men. They seem to be the ones who have 99% of the concern about it.

[pissant]

Hopefully female! LOL

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

no, I met one once, once!

[Fierce Allegiance]

LO friggin L. I was gonna ping you. It's not necessary, obviously!

[Squantos]

LOL....... I'll respectfully disagree....he's just a little seditious prick .......aka a fist magnet per se.

[najida]

Smooch,

Now bring me The Perfect One!

[Darksheare]

I shall enjoy my youth as suggested.
Thanks!

Hopefully we can bring much laughter to you today and thus bring a feeling of youthful energy to you.
(Hopefully without my patented typos!)

[martin_fierro]

Sometimes a tree trunk is just a tree trunk.

[Darksheare]

LOL!
Hopefully withotu a staplegun fascination as well.

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

They were talking penises, did you have a doubt that I would be here!!

[pissant]

I'll check with my wife! ;o)

[pissant]

Oh yes. I had forgotten about that! ;o)

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

Depends on who is evaluating the tree trunk.